Cheese stake sandwich, coleslaw and french fries
I saw a dead deer in the gutter but my eyes for tears it was too dried
A car fell in the pond by a driver who's drunk
Ain't no snitch but minors comes for my neighbor looking for drugs
Backpacked teens smoke in the back with their masks
No trick and no treat, I'ma give them a bible on tape
They got it on tape but it has no date
Too crazy to run for office with name that's fake
Iran never had nukes even before Obama's sake
Fuck him and his friends who are fakes
I don't think I have room for the raspberry short cake
Yeah I know, it's all fucking lame