Flu

_carmi

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Sep 29, 2004
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Anybody got a magic potion that does miracles? I'm fed up. I've been sick for the past 3 days, yesterday and today being even worse to the point I won't go to work tonight.

I took syrup, Tylenon flu pills, drank a lot of liquids, vitamin C. What else can I do?

I'm so fed up. So much for spring break, fuck.
 
Have you been getting the fever? If so, you have to sweat it out. Roll yourself up, take very hot baths, sex (yes, getting it on works great). That will help a bit. Keep taking the flu pills regularly, also try and eat food; I know its hard to have an appetite when you're ill, but it gives your body strength to fight the sickness.

I'd give you chicken soup that my nana makes from scratch, but you're not nice enough to me to have some. :amuse:

If it makes you feel any better, I haven't had a good Spring Break either lol. Been working, its like I didn't even have one.
 
Have you been getting the fever? If so, you have to sweat it out. Roll yourself up, take very hot baths, sex (yes, getting it on works great). That will help a bit. Keep taking the flu pills regularly, also try and eat food; I know its hard to have an appetite when you're ill, but it gives your body strength to fight the sickness.

I'd give you chicken soup that my nana makes from scratch, but you're not nice enough to me to have some. :amuse:

If it makes you feel any better, I haven't had a good Spring Break either lol. Been working, its like I didn't even have one.


i will call round later to sweat it out of you carmi.
 
I am not trying to say you are nasty or anything, but have someone help you clean around the house, more specifically door knobs, computer keyboard, remotes, anything that is touched very often. Then, take a bath...then rinse off in a shower after word. Make sure you blow your nose very well and clean your ears very well too. Too much people just keep snorting their buggers back in and picking their ears causing more germs that cause the flu.

Once that is done, keep drinking Gatorade and orange juice.

How strong are the Tylenol flu pills? If someone recommends something, I wouldn't change it right away b/c Tylenol does NOT go well with other medicine....especially if it is the Tylenol with Aceptaminophen.

It is also Mental too.
Get your mind state out of having a loser-like spring break...and try and think of just resting.

Try gurgling lemon and spitting it out too.

The best kept secret from my family is getting a hold of Vicks.

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Rub it on your chest, and nose. (that is not the secret, that is common.)

The secret is to rub it under your arm pits and on your feet. (of course socks and a shirt you will never use again go on top of it all) and sweating it all out. This sucks, and feels ickey but that shit worked for me after one night. Just don't go out or get exposed to air during all this time. Be underneath sweats and a blanket.

If u do that, make sure to drink a ton. If my method works, I expect nudes. :amuse:

Go get better.
 
Also, if you want to do it 'old school Balkan home remedy' style, takes socks and soak em with Rakija (Brandy) and wear em.

Does it work? I dunno, I never did it, but I know some that have. lol
 
lol guys :)

I had called in sick yesterday, today I'm gonna go, I hate calling sick. Now it's my throat that's killing me more. Bah whatever. worst case scenario I'll have them send me home (which they would never do). Wish me lucky ;)
 

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