Flea Bites!

sleeping with the window open on a night doesn't help one bit. one morning earlier this summer woke to find a big fuck off wasp in my bedroom. last night was murder trying to sleep, felt like my ankles were on fire, need some insect repellant real bad
 
no its definately not scabies, used to get a lot of mosquito bites as a child, it seems to be that all over again
 
they're actual bugs just with a funny name
they're very very small, and red. they live on certain weeds and when you walk through those weeds they attach to you and itch like hell. ive never had them because i avoid walking through weeds.

in kentucky walking through weeds means very bad shit. its almost never good. it always ends with poison ivy, snake bites, or chiggers, lol. or steppin on some farm guy's pot plant and getting your ass shot off.
 
  • Like
Reactions: vg4030
lmao, what if chiggers doubled as a name for an std you get on your ankles.. thatd be some shit.

chiggers were on CSI once too, its how old dude with the beard solved the crime. go chiggers.

I thought it was funny because I've heard people use the word chigger for chinese nigger. Then right after that you say they're usually around the ankles and you know how asians are small. lol.
 
its like the fucking plague

never heard of chinese nigger fleas before ray, lol

taking a bath in flea shampoo wont help dilla, bastard of a flea is in my carpet, not me!
 

Latest posts

Donate

Back in the day, we used to recieve donations sent as cash in fake birthday cards! Those were the days! I still have some of them, actually.

Now we have crypto.

Ethereum/EVM: 0x9c70214f34ea949095308dca827380295b201e80

Bitcoin: bc1qa5twnqsqm8jxrcxm2z9w6gts7syha8gasqacww

Solana: 8xePHrFwsduS7xU4XNjp2FRArTD7RFzmCQsjBaetE2y8

Members online

No members online now.