Fireworks

MrsMakaveli4eva said:
My neighbor once lit fireworks while holding it in his hand because the stand broke off.
He's an idiot

haha, I once hit a dog with a bottle rocket. well the dog kept chasing after the bottle rockets that i would light straight down the street and then back off as soon as it would blow up, all barking and shit... :D
 
we used to shoot bottle rockets off at people alla the time... we shot one off at a wally's gas station at 3 AM... this guy was comin out the store, holdin his baby and his groceries in the other hand. he dropped his baby and ran off with the groceries, when he saw the bottle rocket comin at the store... i guess he thought we were shootin off a missile, lmao, it was quite hilarious - but it was extremely fucked up that he took the groceries over his own child, piece of shit guy.
 
lmao i love fireworks

theres this gas station in a town near the city, we always go buy a bunch of fireworks, then use them at night, beside peoples houses. funny shit. u see cops and firetrucks coming everywhere hahaha good times man.

the funniest time was when we bought some of these fireworks that blow up and make a fuckin loud boom sound. we throw like 10 of them in the sewers. the whole block shakes, everyone thinks its an earthquake haha
 
You guys are some assholes huh? Shooting fireworks at dogs and even people. If I ever caught one of you fuckheads shooting a firework at me, i'd slap the shit out of you. I mean having fun when you are a kid is one thing, but that could fuck someone up.

On a side note, we lit quite a bit off at this party on July 4th. We lit off a bunch at once and tried to run away from the table and they all went off and I thought I went deaf. The shit was loud as hell.
 
When i was a kid i use to always play with firewordks. Me and my friends use to shoot those roman candles (i think) at eachother. We used the tops of trashcans as shields and wore some motercycle helmets so we didnt get hurt. Safety first.
 
I love fireworks. I got so many stories about fireworks its rediculous. Every year I get caught by the cops for lighting of fireworks becaue they are illegal where I live. Anyone ever made a sparkeller bomb? That shit is loud as hell.

Drive by bottle rockets is really fun:D and so are Roman candles battles but the ones that blow up are crazy especially when your havin a war and you don't know they are kind that blow up.
 
Mark Deez said:
we used to shoot bottle rockets off at people alla the time... we shot one off at a wally's gas station at 3 AM... this guy was comin out the store, holdin his baby and his groceries in the other hand. he dropped his baby and ran off with the groceries, when he saw the bottle rocket comin at the store... i guess he thought we were shootin off a missile, lmao, it was quite hilarious - but it was extremely fucked up that he took the groceries over his own child, piece of shit guy.

hahaha smooth. I love shootin bottle rockets at people, we made a a kid cry last year on Canada cuz we wudnt leave him alone, we jus kept shootin him, and hes fat so he was an easy target :D
 
its linx! said:
You guys are some assholes huh? Shooting fireworks at dogs and even people. If I ever caught one of you fuckheads shooting a firework at me, i'd slap the shit out of you. I mean having fun when you are a kid is one thing, but that could fuck someone up.

On a side note, we lit quite a bit off at this party on July 4th. We lit off a bunch at once and tried to run away from the table and they all went off and I thought I went deaf. The shit was loud as hell.

theres these little fireworks that make a loud pop. anyways theres like a hundred small ones connected all together. once you light one up, the one beside it lights up and so on. so it just keeps popping for like 2 minutes like crazy.

then there was my neighbors dog, we tied the fireworks to the tail and lit it up, that was the funniest shit in the world, the dog was going nuts and jumping and flipping. i have it on tape. im gonna up it when i get a capture card.
 
Mark Deez said:
we used to shoot bottle rockets off at people alla the time... we shot one off at a wally's gas station at 3 AM... this guy was comin out the store, holdin his baby and his groceries in the other hand. he dropped his baby and ran off with the groceries, when he saw the bottle rocket comin at the store... i guess he thought we were shootin off a missile, lmao, it was quite hilarious - but it was extremely fucked up that he took the groceries over his own child, piece of shit guy.

Hes the piece of shit?
 
Too bad any fireworks that are explosive (bottle rockets, motars, and firecrackers for example) are still gay illegal in gay Minnesota :(. But that doesn't stop a trip to Wisconsin for the whole shabang ;)
 
i had a rocket this one new years eve. i broke the little stick that you're supposed to stick in the ground so it stands up right. well i got it standing after a while, and lit it, but it fell over to the side and went straight at a woman that was having dinner at our house with her husband. well anyway, i ruined her coat that cost like $2000 haha. no one ever knew it was me.
 
fireworks are great, especially here in montreal, we are lucky, cause we get to see them every wednesday and saturday during summer time, near downtown montreal , its a kind of festival known worldwide, I went to see them last Saturday and it was really nice
 

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