Fake Wood

holy fuckin shit

look at his friend named lindsay or whatever, shes fuckin gorgeous

i'd drink a gallon of her piss just to taste where it came from. sorry woody but this guy's got game... step yours up and we might consider your offer, lol.
 
holy fuckin shit

look at his friend named lindsay or whatever, shes fuckin gorgeous

i'd drink a gallon of her piss just to taste where it came from. sorry woody but this guy's got game... step yours up and we might consider your offer, lol.

i dont see a lindsay on there.
 
^^man, that chick looks like a hot slut. I'd do her.


and I LOVE his opening comments

I was Once Stuck in Windows, untill this ButterFly Like Princess Fluttered into My World and Opened Windows 98 and Let Me the Fuck Out ! Im Free Again, But Im Flying w/ Her ! Ya Dig?

What?
 
I hope I see him on mydeathspace.com too. Fucking faggots. Fuck Lindsey too, bitch. Fuck you and your orange face.
 
and how much $ do you put on the name tha wood? Take note of publication/writing laws god-damn-it. Ask yourself, is it patented? Woody I suggest you patent your user-name, get legal papers, and then sue his ass. Jesus has your back on this approach :)
 
I was Once Stuck in Windows, untill this ButterFly Like Princess Fluttered into My World and Opened Windows 98 and Let Me the Fuck Out ! Im Free Again, But Im Flying w/ Her ! Ya Dig?

this can be expanded into so many ways.

It's Microsoft Windows, so it's full of bugs.
He's a bug, stuck in a window.
MSN is the butterfly.
The princess is a computer literate girl he chats on MSN.
He was introduced to a better OS called Windows 98, and he loves it.
He might be in a relationship with this MSN girl.

If you want to explore this further - my basement, Friday at 9PM, bring your own drugs. Yeshua is not invited.
 
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There was a bug in my laptop screen. I thought it was on the screen, i batted aways at it for wuite some time, unntil i then realised that in actual factr its i nthe lcd screen lol.

I think it died. I might email the bitch to Casey Rain and say here is a sacrifice. But to attach it in the email is pretty hard.
reasons being

1. its behind the lcd screen
2. i forgot my password
3. i cant find it now
4. maybe it wasnt undert he screen, and i just missed 3-4 times.

True story, it livend up my day.
 
add me to msn godamnit, I don't want to miss out. What are you discussing? I don't have any drugs either. Motherfuckers stop keeping me out, I want to be in on this. stop talking about me in so many ways, it is not nice
 
There was a bug in my laptop screen. I thought it was on the screen, i batted aways at it for wuite some time, unntil i then realised that in actual factr its i nthe lcd screen lol.

I think it died. I might email the bitch to Casey Rain and say here is a sacrifice. But to attach it in the email is pretty hard.
reasons being

1. its behind the lcd screen
2. i forgot my password
3. i cant find it now
4. maybe it wasnt undert he screen, and i just missed 3-4 times.

True story, it livend up my day.

what?
 

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