English people: Explain your English

[critikaldesignz]

I've never heard it before, what does that mean

It means a person that masturbates

 

[Prize Gotti]

I've never heard it before, what does that mean

lol

for example "Not right now, I am having a wank"

 

[Prize Gotti]

We brits have loads of slang americans can't understand.

Can any americans tell me what these british slang words mean?

* Shines
* Beenie
* Butterz
* Battery

 

[Illuminattile]

I've never heard it before, what does that mean

The same as "jerk off" in American slang. There's a hand signal for it and everything.

 

[Cooper]

We brits have loads of slang americans can't understand.

Can any americans tell me what these british slang words mean?

* Shines
* Beenie
* Butterz
* Battery

wtf the fuck do the mean?

bollocks
wanker and cunt (not sure if u use that one)

 

[Synful*Luv]

Here, the term "butterz" means either hair, like a person has long hair, then you'd say they have "butterz"

It also means money, i believe, I haven't heard it used in a long while though.

 

[Bigg Limn]

bollocks wanker and cunt

My 3 personal favorites.

 

[radkin]

Here some cockney slang straight off the streets of london :thumb:

AIDS = ace of spades, used in a sentence = You've been delt the ace of spades, meaning you've got aids.

TITS (breasts) = bacon bits, used in a sentence = look at the bacon bits on that!, meaning look at the tits on that,

MENTAL = radio rental, used in a sentence = He's going radio!!, meaning he's going mental!!

GAY = Darren Day, used in a sentence = he's a bit darren day, meaning, he's a bit gay

SHIT = tom tit, used in sentence = that film was tom tit, meaning that film was shit,

DIET = brixton riot, I can't have no chocolate cause it'll spoil my brixton, meaning I can't have no chocolate because it will spoil my diet,

here is an example of two in one sentence if you are still with me,

I've got plenty of Jumpin' Jack Flash in my Sky Rocket, meaning I've got a lot of money in my pocket, jumpin' jack flash = cash, sky rocket = pocket,

Most people outside london can't speak this so if someone spoke to a foreigner like this u wouldn't have a fuckin clue what we were on about,

 

[Bigg Limn]

Its like an entirely different planet.

 

[Cooper]

cokney slang works best if u drop the word that rhymes

 

[DPG iz all I C]

cokney slang works best if u drop the word that rhymes

You havin a giraffe ?

 

[Cooper]

we use that quite a lot round me

 

[KaMaVeLi]

Are you having a bubble

 

[PELLA]

i hate the word trousers. it just sounds so gay lol.

"yo you like my new trousers?" wtf..

hahahaha

 

[Rukas]

I really really really hope the Queen talks like that, it would just be funny as hell.

 

[stefanwzyga]

We brits have loads of slang americans can't understand.

Can any americans tell me what these british slang words mean?

* Shines
* Beenie
* Butterz
* Battery

Well im from the UK an i dont have a clue what the fuck any of these mean!

 

[Killa]

^^lol i know what the fuck does that mine.... another slanf brits use alot is wots Gowan......

 

[Taliq]

^but thats a jamaican (or creole) thing that everyone started using

 

[Jibster]

Insults - Twat, cunt, arsehole, knob, cock, dickhead, prick, bastard, tosser, wanker.

Positive comments - mint, sorted, ream, sound, top.

Just a few i can think of.

 

[Illuminattile]

Positive comments - ream

Don't say that, it's sounds gash.

Don't say gash either.