Emma look out, you're gonna be xxxposed!

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Regarding the Alcatraz Legacy
There is no fallacy in stating that the Alcatraz Crime Family lives on. For the record, Alcatraz is responsible for more xxxposures and more G'd out pranks/ideas than any other PacBoard group out there. Given that Internet groups are gay to begin with, Bino will tell you straight up that Traz pulled it off with more class, ungayishness, and humor than anyone else. This is virtually indisputable.

Regarding Emma

Emma said:
Nah it wouldn't be the same :(
Emma, you can start by cooking me a meal when I arrive in the UK. Bino's gonna work up a hunger while he's on the plane, and he requires steak, green beans, mashed potatoes, garlic chicken, and pringles. It is imperative that you prepare these meals with a professional chef's care and fervor. If you do not have the aforementioned meal ready for me upon my arrival, I will first piss on you, and then Traz walk on your undergarments.

If for any reason you believe any of the above statements to be false, please call Cristy Lee. If you cannot reach her, please take your helmet off and plug the phone cord into the wall.

With most kind regards,
Bino
 
"Alcatraz--it didn't die, it took steriods to the head and became Crooked I" ???

Okay, bad quote, but Alcatraz lives.

::THROWS UP THE A::
 
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