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[Cheesyphily16]

If you don't know what I'm referring to, it's the movie with the dogs in Antarctica. My question is, why did Disney kill off one of the dogs and not that no talent assclown Paul Walker instead????!!! Discuss...

 

[AmerikazMost]

Because the dog was a Canadian who claimed to invent the cheesesteak.

 

[PuffnScruff]

the dog was from frenchanada, they wanted to send a message through the movie, everyone from frenchanada should die

 

[S. Fourteen]

Hollywood Producer's Guide To Making Movies

Chapter 213: Section 4B

Characters should be killed in this exact order

1. Animal
2. Fat Annoying Guy
3. Black Guy
4. Cocky Guy
5. Bitchy Girl
6. Bitchy Girl B & Cocky Guy B (during a love scene. use of chainsaw is advised)

Note: Any leading character who's salary is over $5 million should not be killed for the possibility of sequels.

 

[AmerikazMost]

^ Denzel, Training Day & Man on Fire

 

[S. Fourteen]

^ zomg you pwned me


It's because he's black.. there's an entire chapter about black actors.

 

[AmerikazMost]

^ Tom Cruise, Collateral

 

[_carmi]

lol...

because people would feel more sad knowing the dog is dead than the actor. who cares about humans anyways? fuck humans, dogs are the shiznit.

 

[S. Fourteen]

^ Tom Hanks, Saving Private Ryan

 

[AmerikazMost]

^ Tom Hanks, Philadelphia

 

[S. Fourteen]

^ no fair, he had aids!

This can only mean one thing AM. Hacks like Mann, Spielberg, Fuqua and Demme did not bother reading the Guide but the lengendary Frank Marshall has.

Speaking of Frank, he's currently producing The Bourne Ultimatum, Jurrasic Park 4 AND Indiana Jone 4. Busy man.

 

[AmerikazMost]

^ There's an Indiana Jones 4 in the works??? I love those movies

 

[_carmi]

^ no fair, he had aids!

This can only mean one thing AM. Hacks like Mann, Spielberg, Fuqua and Demme did not bother reading the Guide but the lengendary Frank Marshall has.

Speaking of Frank, he's currently producing The Bourne Ultimatum, Jurrasic Park 4 AND Indiana Jone 4. Busy man.

not another jurassic park... lol

bourne ultimatum should be good.