Dumbest thing You've ever while High/Drunk

[7Datskat34]

Had sex wit this bitch without a condom!

 

[Quasimodo]

i was at my boy's sisters house drunk as hell! it was new years... some cokehead come over and was fuckin his aunt cathy in the back room where we was smokin at... so we got pissed off and bombarded his truck. i grabbed a piece of gutter (for some reason was not attached to the house) and started smashin his truck with it. then i put the edge of the gutter on his truck and pulled it across the truck (basically like keying the truck with a 10 ft key) and it chipped the paint all off. then me and my boy grabbed trash bags out the trash can, ripped them open, and dumped alla the trash into the bed of his truck. lmfao.. that shit was crazy. so after that, i started kicking the head light and finally i kicked it so hard that i fell and cut the fuck out of my hand on the pavement. everybody there was laughin cuz i busted my ass, but i knocked out his head light... my foot was swollen the next day, too.

then another friend of mine threw eggs at the dudes truck. so finally, the guy comes out of the room and he didnt know what to do. he was scared as fuck cuz he was all alone in this house versus 20 other people, so he just left with his truck lookin like total shit. we didnt really have a reason for fuckin his truck up, but it was fun as hell!

 

[.cloud.]

One time when I was drunk I was doing backflips and running around all hyperactive like all over my friend's house while his parents were out of town, and because I was flipping around like a moron, so I ultimately wound up throwing up all over his bathroom.

 

[Cooper]

Had sex wit this bitch without a condom!

dumb shit right there.

but shit happens

 

[Cooper]

oh yea and ill post mine up when ive chosen the dmbest.

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

i was so fuckin stoned once i dared my friend to eat dog shit and he was about to do it cuz he was high to but like i stopped him for some reason so he just threw the terd at my other friend and he was aalso high and he flippepd and shot my boy in the leg with a bow and arrow lol.

 

[Katarina]

laughed about 3 hours non stop

I do that sober.

 

[pinG]

done ALOT of stupid things...heres one that comes to mind

broke into the local pool wit some friends at bout 2 in the morning, went swimmin n went for a piss n walked thru some laser beam....next second all these fukn lights n sirens came from nowhere flashin everywhere ...but we escaped... n hid in a bush and watched all the cops and guards rock up not knowin whats goin on

 

[Matt10]

pissed up vandalism is a good thing late at night.

1 time my mate had a black pernament marker pen, and i saw this brand spanking new merc, silver, just sitting in this car park, so i just started 2 write notts and stabbo on it, and nonce on the windscreen. by the time i finished, this silver car was pratically black and had allsorts of shit wrote on it. it was joke. somebody took pictures on there mobile, but i never got a copy of them.

i feel sorry for the bloke whos car it was, cuz he had 2 drive it to get sprayed, and imaging seeing a car rolling down the street with nonce on the windscreen. he was 1 pissed of man i bet.

 

[shattered dreams]

stuck my finger in my eye to like the knuckle after your nail....and i lost my lip ring front...so i was biting on my lip the whole night.

 

[Hallbanger]

i was super drunk and a little high, and i took this large female (who happens to be the daughter of minnesota twins legend dan gladden) into a bedroom at a friends house. she left for a second, and i couldnt take it anymore, so i started humping the bed. little did i know my friends had a clear shot of me through the window. i was humping that bed like i was trying to pound a nail with my cock. i still havent lived that down.

about an hour later my friend opens the door and says "police". thinking hes kidding and being in the drunken stupor i am, i yell "FUCK THE POLICE!" it turns out my friend wasnt kidding, and the cops werent too happy with me. i tried to run and hide in a closet (because they had the back door covered) but they found me in approximately 35 seconds. i took a breathalizer and blew a .15

then i had to take a class at my school, but that wasnt as exciting

 

[hizzle?]

i took m girlfriends car and went to a store so my friend's 17 year old brother can buy beer...i was drunk...altho, it was just around the corner, it was a 30 second ride .... my girlfriend wasnt happy... i think it's not funny

I'll write a funny story later

 

[XxXxDanXxXx]

Ended up getting to drunk one night. I drove past the police station and threw a garbage bag full of empty beer bottles/cans into their parking lot. Five minutes later I'm getting a DUI and sitting in jail for the night. Wasn't fun.

 

[Duke]

i took m girlfriends car and went to a store so my friend's 17 year old brother can buy beer...i was drunk...altho, it was just around the corner, it was a 30 second ride .... my girlfriend wasnt happy... i think it's not funny

I'll write a funny story later

lol, why'd you take a damn car if it's a minute walk?

 

[aquaria]

I started crying like a bitch, im not one of those emotional drinkers but that night i was.

 

[Duke]

I can't even come up with a dumbest thing. Done so many stupid shit.

Just recently, me and me homes came stumbling outta the bar, wasted as fuck. We went to finish off 1 more and then call it a night.

So we sit there on a bench at the canals at like after 2am. There are some yachts laying around of the vacation people. And the muthafucka gets the bright idea that instead of just throwing his glass away (yeah we took 2 glasses from the bar, it drinks better than a can )like any drunk mofo would, no, mister has to sneak ON to one of those boats and put the damn glass on the drivers seat (or however you call the chair from where the far german steers his tupperware cruiser)

Needless to say, he didnt make it halfway before making some noise that must've awoke the whole damn boat (and the next 3). So one of the curtains opens up and this woman peeks out thinking "wtf".

So we were out in like 5 seconds, lol. had a good laugh tho.

ill share another story when i come home from school

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

just recently i was blazing with a friend and me and him got the homies together to play some good old fashioned ding dong ditch and im the thuggest of all them and i rang this random house and sat there instweado f ditcing with my face pressed agaisnt the window and the lady was old and she wasl ike the wtf and dtarted opening the door so i took off around the side then came back around when she still was looking for me then rang it again when the door was open and i was a foot from her face. then i went across the street and stole the logo off this black dudes benz and he saw me through the window so i knocked on the window and ran across the street rang the doorbell again and i noticed the black dude had a bat and was chasing me down and my friends told me not to fuck with him cuz he went to jail for kickin some dudes ass and he was all like dont be fuckin wit my shit leave me rims alone im gone fuck u up so bad u gonna wish i wudve called the cops and he was getting all thuggin with me so i was like fuck u nigga, u aint shit, thuglife, and i called him a punk busta and i just stopped and he grabbe me and i punched him sqaure i nthe face and took off again and squeezed between two fences whic hwere ahortcut to my homies and the dude cudnt fit through.

 

[thugzlife78]

dumped 2 liter bottles of soda on parked cars in a superfresh parkin lot...made out wit some hot bitch...when i opened my eyes it was some fat chick........one time i threw rocks at cars from along side the road.......drove down the street pulled over jerked off and pasted out... like eazy e said "gimmie dat..dat...dat n00T! w00t w00t
8====B~~~~

 

[aftermath959]

heh, drove and backed into a truck

 

[Luv4Pac4Ever]

Not really dumb, but when I was high one night it took me nearly 20 mins to drive to my dad's house which was barely 5 miles away.
Some aquaintences had a party and got shitfaced so one of the guys asked one of the girls to trim his hair. Both were fucked up beyond belief so she starts cutting his hair, which is a little below his shoulders, and it didn't look right to her so she cut some more, and cut some more, and when she got finished, his hair was spiked up all over.