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[PaulyPac]

A pickled egg... wtf were you thinking? ewww

 

[Pacaveli-T]

its no shock cause she just doesnt know her limits is all, guys do it all the time.

i think ist hilarious the way dudes cant handle theirs, i rather puke then be a stupid asshole.

anyways i dont blame you for not picking it up but it was cold, she couldnt predict it she was prob trying to restrain it herself, its never fun to be sick like that.

 

[LesanePCrooks96]

so this one girl was like passin out on my couch and im like, "yo if u gotta puke, go upstairs to the bathroom" and shes like "NO, no im fine i wont puke"

20 mins later i go up stairs and thers puke all over the carpet and shes like crying over the toilet.


So i yelled at her and made her clean it up and then kicked her the fuck outta my house.

Wooord man. 1, 2, 3. quick and simple. pz

 

[PELLA]

if u gotta puke, then fuck, puke. I'll admit, sometimes if my liquor doesnt go down straight, i put my finger down my throat to puke a bit just so i feel better. Fuck. I know what you mean tho. And cleaning up after a jam is the WORST...especially when u do that shit by yourself.

 

[Rukas]

i don rilly agree wit this. Most people know wen ther drunk and its been too much. they will stop drinkin then.

Not true, I used to drink so fast that by the time I realized I was drunk I was already six drinks ahead.

 

[THA_DAN]

you're 16 years old, give it a chance

 

[Frank Grimes]

yea thats fucked, when people are sick the become inconsiderate of peoples houses. no matter how fucked i am ill stumble outside to be sick if im at someones house.

 

[keco52]

Not true, I used to drink so fast that by the time I realized I was drunk I was already six drinks ahead.

That's the worst...cuz you know it can only go down hill from there

Rule#1...don't have parties at your house...drunks won't respect your property...and you can't get mad at em...cuz theyre drunk :thumb:

 

[Devious]

Man you can't honestly expect teens to know when they have had enough. Usually when you're young, you drink fast so you get drunk fast. Only problem with that is, that by the time the alcohol really hits you, you've had way too much. Cleaning up after parties is the worst though, I remember some of my parties, literally having to carry people out of the bathroom cuz they passed out with their head in the toilet, cleaning up puke off carpets and walls. That's why I don't have parties anymore, let someone else have to clean shit up.

 

[Jokko20]

I feel ya man. the last party I was at this guy got hella drunk hella quick and I was all bizzy with the chicks so me and some of my homeboys just passed this drunken guys beers to another friend of mine..which was a big mistake. An even bigger mistake was that when it was time to bed, I got to take the same room as those drunk mofos and the guy who was hella drunk real quick startened to sober but this other friend of mine, who everybody thought had everything under control, suddenly started to puke in his sleep all over the fucking bed. and that, was not enough. me and my homies dragged him out of there and while he sat on the doorstep and puked, we had to clean up his puke and it was like in the middle of the night and I was like wtf.

bottom line is, I get really annoyed when people drink too much. Is it so hard to know ya limits? maybe not but c'mon, even if its a guy or a girl, they must think it over a lil bit before they start drinking like a motherfucka

And like everyone else said: don't have parties at your house

 

[Saint33]

Not true, I used to drink so fast that by the time I realized I was drunk I was already six drinks ahead.

if ur read my whole post i say that.

but rilly u should no aproxiamately how many drinks u can handle. If uve had close to that many drinks and still don feel it, u should stop, let it sink in for a minute cuz ur prolly drinkin to fast. Once it sinks in drink again but slower.

the problem is peolpe drink lots in a short period of time, and they don let it kick in, and they think that ther not drunk yet, and they should drink more. If u think u should be drunk, but ur not, dont drink more right away, cuz it hasnt kicked in yet.

 

[Rock]

Hahahaha, when will people ever learn

 

[Franchise2003]

isn't when young girls are close to passing out that tradition says boys of our age should take advantage of them and engage in degrading oral love we regret in the morning?? instead of hitting walls you shoulda been hitting sumthin else, you missed a chance there......

 

[ApacalypseNow]

welcome? ive been drinkin for 3 years now

and stiLL you've got so far 2 go. so what she made a mess in your crib, shit happens, deal wit it, or warn them bitches ahead of time.

 

[Saint33]

and stiLL you've got so far 2 go. so what she made a mess in your crib, shit happens, deal wit it, or warn them bitches ahead of time.

read my post, i warned her, and i dealt wit it, i was jus pissed off is all

isn't when young girls are close to passing out that tradition says boys of our age should take advantage of them and engage in degrading oral love we regret in the morning?? instead of hitting walls you shoulda been hitting sumthin else, you missed a chance there......

man if u like ugly, skinny, bitches pukin on ur dick, then im not judgin u, but id much rather hav her puke on my carpet, then on my dick and clothes, thats jus my oppinion tho, i don no bout u, u mite be into to sum kinky shit

on the real tho, even if she was hot, and wasnt gunna puke, i still wudnt hav takin advatage of her, cuz im not a total asshole. I wudda jus chugged back as much as i cud, so that i was as drunk as her, then no ones takin advantage of neone :thumb:

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Go puke up in her house.

 

[Jibster]

The moral of the story, when intoxicated, stay away from the pickled egg.

The moral of the story is DON'T DRINK CIDER DAMNIT! :thumb:

 

[Jibster]

welcome? ive been drinkin for 3 years now

LOL, this made me laugh, in a laughing at you kinda way though.

 

[Devious]

I love teens, they think they are so hardcore. You've been drinking for 3 years? Wow, big deal. Man, kids are dumb. If you seriously expect teens to be able to hold their liquor, you are in trouble. Just because you know when it's time to stop drinking, doesn't mean everyone knows their limits.

 

[Franchise2003]

read my post, i warned her, and i dealt wit it, i was jus pissed off is all




man if u like ugly, skinny, bitches pukin on ur dick, then im not judgin u, but id much rather hav her puke on my carpet, then on my dick and clothes, thats jus my oppinion tho, i don no bout u, u mite be into to sum kinky shit

on the real tho, even if she was hot, and wasnt gunna puke, i still wudnt hav takin advatage of her, cuz im not a total asshole. I wudda jus chugged back as much as i cud, so that i was as drunk as her, then no ones takin advantage of neone :thumb:

i would so feel free to judge :thumb: and yes i am on some kinky shit