No one has dreams about me? :worried:
I dreamt about a fat guy from Barnsley with a welsh accent in McDonald's...
No one has dreams about me? :worried:

Death by condom? Looooooooollll
^^^
HA Ha... I was going to make a condom joke...
Me and Smacky are on the same level?![]()
I'm 100% sure you're far below it.
Cool.
I am on the 10 stone level and you are on the 20 stone level?
No, you're on the "make fun of weight" level and I'm on the "I'll say something that'll get me banned" level.
You were away too long and it's a shame.
smacky you fat piece of shit, does it occur to you that i have more than one cousin? twat. Loooooooooool.
It did, but then "more than one" condom would have been found in your sofa. Looooooooooooooooooollllll