Please don't get me started. You and me are more alike in every thread.
I am easily annoyed with just about every driver on the road. However, first, I must address the hypocrisy on my part in most situations. I hate stand-still traffic and have thought seriously many times about taking the shoulder. At the same time, I will yell at the asshole who actually does what I'm thinking. I hate idiots that feel the need to rev up their engine for no other reason than to show off...and I do the same thing. People that ride me ass, I do the same a lot. There are other things that aren't coming to mind right now.
As for traffic laws, I hardly obey them. They are suggestions to me. Actually, I view them as necessary laws for people who are poor drivers. I follow rules just as often as a cop would. If it's late at night and I come to a 4 way traffic light that's red and there are no cars, trust me, I am going through it.
What are my pet peeves? Let's see. At night, unaligned headlights. You know when they have that one headlight that's bright as fuck? That's what that is. People who drive the speed limit in a one lane. I will pass them illegal and stare them down as I pass them. I am really not kidding here. If you're on a two lane highway and two cars in front of you in each lane are going the same speed and you're trying to get around. THAT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. I will keep switching left and right lanes until they get the point. Even worse, the same situation, but one car is SLIGHTLY ahead of the other so you get in that lane hoping to go around the car slightly behind, but the one car ahead wont go any faster OR the slower car is picking up. Jesus FUCKING! christ!
This one deserves its own paragraph. Let's see if I can describe this right. You're at a four-way light and you have the green light to go straight or turn left. The right lane to turn right is one of those Yield on ramp things. People ALWAYS yield even when it's green. As if they have to make sure cars aren't coming like the oncoming traffic doesnt have a red light. THAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
When you're in traffic that's not moving and you realize it's because people are stopping because they want to see someone that has a flat tire on the shoulder. Are you kidding me? All of you should be shot dead on site.
I have an unwarranted hate for people who don't understand the timing of local lights. For example, I know that if I am too far behind in the line, it may turn red when I get up to it unless people drive fast enough. I really hate this because people seem to like to brake when they're turning at the light or even just going straight. I really do not understand that concept at all.
I am in a truck. So if you are in a car and in front of me and have pissed me off, I will bother you by purposely shining my headlights in your side mirror.