Don't you just hate it when...?

Don't you just hate it when... you buy something expensive and then the next week it goes on sale.
 
...your mom comes to stay with you for a few days and you cant smoke weed in your apt

...you want to watch the 40 year old virgin unrated version but cant because your mom is staying with your for a few days and you dont want that awkard silence between the two of you when a scene in the movie shows big huges tittes.

...it's 1 a.m., you have class at 9.a.m. and that 2 liter of wanna be mtdew is kicking in.

...you're playing stage dive in the arcade and you look at big easy's score and ask yourself. how the fuck did he do that?
 
^lol

anotherone..i said earlier.

dont you hateit when u invite ur friend over for thanksgiving and they end up peeing in ur mothers napkin drawer/
 
... you're taking a shit, and all goes good, until the shit doesn't want to go down. So you're litteraly doing the twist on your toilet bowl to shake off. Eventually after 20mins of struggling, it drops down... but that's when it dissapears... :woah:
 
...dont you hate it when the shit doesnt wanna come out. and when it comes out..u have tears in ur eyes...cuz it feelz like some1 tore ur asspart. and u sit there crying and wondering..if datz how it feelz for fagz
 
Dont you just hate it when your discussing black power with your friends and a white man comes and says "he agrees", motherfucker.

Dont you just hate it when a woman is givin you a handjob and your dicks all soft, so all shes really doing is pulling your penis up and down(of course, this doesnt happen to a black man like myself, a white man told me this)
 
Brotherman said:
Dont you just hate it when a woman is givin you a handjob and your dicks all soft, so all shes really doing is pulling your penis up and down(of course, this doesnt happen to a black man like myself, a white man told me this)


So if this doesnt happen to you...why would you post this? Oh i white man told u? i thought u dont listen to them. What kind of sick perverted conversation were u having with the whiteman that...A LIMP DICK came into the convo.

'a white man told me this..' sounds like denial. and i aint talking bout no river in africa either.
 
SiGh said:
So if this doesnt happen to you...why would you post this? Oh i white man told u? i thought u dont listen to them. What kind of sick perverted conversation were u having with the whiteman that...A LIMP DICK came into the convo.

'a white man told me this..' sounds like denial. and i aint talking bout no river in africa either.

Stop the racial profiling please.
 
Dont you just hate it when after you have had sex with a woman, she starts talkin about the future between you and her, my, i remind her that she first starts of as a sexual object and then if shes luckly, i allow her to clean my house..
 

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