Don't You Hate Receiving Stupid Phonecalls?

[Flipmo]

So I'm at home now, typing my assignment and I get a phonecall. I anwser and this woman speaking to me in french. So the conversation with this haitian woman goes something like this... I just kinda shortened it. It kept on going back and forth.

Her: Hi.
Me: Hello.
Her: Yes, I have a problem, your number appeared twice on my phone and I dunno who you are.
Me: Well you must be mistaken, cause I didn't call anybody's cell twice without an anwser.
Her: Well, your number is here twice.
Me: Nobody here called you.
Her: Are you white or black?
Me: Do I sound black? I'm white, what the fuck kind of question is that.
Her: Well someone there must have called my phone, and your number is here twice.
Me: Look theres only one other person, I'll just ask them and you'll see.

*I asked my mama*

Me: There, nobody called you.
Her: Where do you live?
Me: I'm in Pointe-Claire. The name is David, would you like my shoe size?
Her: Look, I don't want to see your number here anymore.
Me: That shouldn't be a problem, *insert Cro swearing here*

She hung up right after.

What the fuck, cause I spend my time calling random people and fucking with them.

Anybody ever have something like this happen to them?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

One time someone called and said "*Insert Moms name here*, Don't ever call us again ".

Wtf, it wasn't my mom who made all those prank calls.

 

[SiGh]

u messed it up, i woulda been like:

Me: yea it was me that called u.
Her: what do you want.
Me: you baby, ive been thinking bout u all day long.
Her: umm, i dont even know you or whatever
Me: Look, im mad too, i dunno why its called HERpes, it should be called HIMpes.
Her: what?
Me: no
Her: wtf you talking bout?!
Me: no
Her: fuck this, im hanging up
Me: look, we were meant to talk to each other for a reason, lets fuck till the sun comes up.
Her: FUCK U
Me: when?
Her: ugh, theres no stopping you is there?!
Me: look im sorry, i was just playing with you, so when do u wanna meet? i know ill knock the dust off ur pussyy
Her: pervert.....2mmrw 8pm, 129th W Piru, Compton Ca 91406. See yer 2nite baby.
Me: eat a dick and die slow, quickly....in my arms. :horny:

Yessir.

 

[tennis_dog]

oh, i get phone calls from people that speak spanish...they call, and i answer and i hear "bueno".....for some reason they dont get that the person they want does have this number, but they continue to call me...its been going on for about 6 months now.....the hell do i do?? i just pick and then hang up on that number now....anyone know something good to say in spanish?

 

[ToopackShaker]

The worst is when they call you and you tell em its the wrong number, then they call again 10 seconds later. Wasting my pay as you go. fucking bastards.

 

[Flipmo]

lmao SigH.

She sounded like one of those 40 yr old fat hoochie mamas. So it not like her voice got my juices flowing.

 

[PuffnScruff]

lmao@do you want my shoe size

 

[Jeremy]

You should call her back. Whats her number?

 

[ArtsyGirl]

lol I've had that before and called up ppl before, but never got mad if the person said it wasnt them.
My phone rang one day and I picked up and it was a recorded message saying "all our operators are busy right now, please hold the line" I said what the fuck ever and hung up. Got that a few times too, like you called me!

 

[Advocate]

post her number online... on fetish sites.

 

[Flipmo]

Don't have her number guys. I don't have caller ID or anything like that. Just a simple phone.

 

[pietro006]

HAhahahahahahhaha crazy fools huh

 

[Aight Son]

The worst is when they call you and you tell em its the wrong number, then they call again 10 seconds later. Wasting my pay as you go. fucking bastards.

Ugh i know what you mean..

worst is when they go like.. oh is this 555-555 or w/e? and you go yes, and they go.. oh.. are you sure? like all they got the number right but you didnt.. gee let me think.. no i dont know my own fucking number, let me go call 411 to find out, and ill call u back kthanksbye.

as

 

[SiGh]

Don't have her number guys. I don't have caller ID or anything like that. Just a simple phone.

Repped. Nice to know, its the 23th century and NOT every1 can afford that upper class caller ID shit. :thumb:

im not alonee

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Repped. Nice to know, its the 23th century and NOT every1 can afford that upper class caller ID shit. :thumb:

im not alonee

Caller IDs are not "upper class".

And it's the "21st Century", I know you know that.

 

[SiGh]

Caller IDs are not "upper class".

And it's the "21st Century", I know you know that.

Yes it is. And ur a liar.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Yes it is. And ur a liar.

Liar? How? Where'd I lie? Me don't get it.

 

[SiGh]

Liar? How? Where'd I lie? Me don't get it.

i wish they had a "kami smiley" you know what i mean.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

i wish they had a "kami smiley" you know what i mean.

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[SiGh]

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:thumb: