Salty's penis got broken in a masturbation accident (He was watching puke porn too). He has licked his own semen just out of curiosity. He has a scar on his forehead from a hunting accident and it looks like a sweaty, abused pussy. He masturbates to the thought of his cousin and she's not even hot. He thinks he's funny but he's really not. He wants to break up with Brian Ness but he doesn't have the balls. He often comes online to read old posts, just for laughs, because he has no life. He gets an erection when his cats purr, wow. Salty is a confused motherfucker. Salty, till this day, is unable to multiply... he just adds. I just read his posts to feel better about myself. My mom thinks Salty is a cocksucking cunt face. I saw his dad once, offering to suck dick for a dime bags... and salty let him.