discoloured seaman.

jasedwads

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Ok well when i had a wank the other day, my seaman was a really yellow colour. I was very worried, as it had no white in it. I am guessing it got mixed up with my urine or something,but saying that, i never had to urinate . So whats the deal. Anyone ever had this problem.

The colour it was is like a flemmy colour after you smoked loads of fags or something like that. :(
 
Yellow semen? Loads of fags? Was it a rainbow yellow?

All jokes aside, if it keeps happening see a doctor. It could have just mixed with urine though I guess.
 
Lol, this guy on this TV programme had orang spunk 'spunk like a Teletubby' he was described as. And it was because he was on some medication for his digestive system.
 
nothing wrong. the longer you go between ejaculations the more enzyme build up in the prostrate, they come out as a yellowy gel (is your sperm thicker than usual or is its runniness normal). usually if you have gone between an ejaculation for a long time (1 week) then don't worry, your just shooting out a bunch of enzymes. if that isn't the case then go to your doctor, it could be a prostrate infection, or even one of the hepatitas bullshits. or wose case scenraio, its a liver infection.
 
not really ken said:
nothing wrong. the longer you go between ejaculations the more enzyme build up in the prostrate, they come out as a yellowy gel (is your sperm thicker than usual or is its runniness normal). usually if you have gone between an ejaculation for a long time (1 week) then don't worry, your just shooting out a bunch of enzymes. if that isn't the case then go to your doctor, it could be a prostrate infection, or even one of the hepatitas bullshits. or wose case scenraio, its a liver infection.
you have officially scared the shit outta every guy on the board

..and you've also managed to distinguish between the chronic masturbaters amongst us :thumb:
 
jasedwads said:
thanks Saultynuts, reading that isgood to know. it has been about 4 days or so since i have masturbated. :(

but it scared me a bit.

I gotta try that sometime, shit would be dope nuttin out yellow
 

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