Dear Lord:

[roaches]

Thank you for my friends.

Thank you for my family.

Thank you for my other assorted loved ones (my friend's dog, Gilbert Arenas, yogurt curry, my girlfriend, etc.).

Thank you for my GPA.

You've given me a lot, but there's one thing I have to ask. This porn is only 89% done, and my girlfriend and my roommate are both converging on me soon, so if you could arrange for them to get into a car accident (just a little fender-bender on I-10, you know that if you even tap your brakes unexpectedly there, a traffic jam will sprout) so I can have some time to myself, I'd really appreciate it.

Thank you.

 

[roaches]

P.S.:

Get rid of those kids playing soccer by my window.

 

[GhettoStar]

let them in on your fun....make it a block"bust"er night

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

K its done.

 

[PuffnScruff]

(from the person who put me on to this thread)
*****: I think he had his funny bone surgeically removed

 

[S. Fourteen]

yogurt curry? ewwwwww

 

[AmerikazMost]

did God come through for you? He say anything about His progress on Rahim's situation?

 

[Sebastian]

did God come through for you? He say anything about His progress on Rahim's situation?

Lol, everytime i read God i have to think about Rahim.