Damn you Melbourne Cup!!!

Rukas

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FARK! I had little wins all up until the big race then I blew all my money on four horses to win or place and NONE of them even came in the top three!

ITS SHOCKING!

And yes, the horse that won is called SHOCKING!

At least I got drunk on cheap Champagne. Been drinking since 11am. The only day of the year that is acceptable. Heh

Off to St Kilda now for follow up drinks if theres any fellow Melbourbians here...
 
Been drinking since 11am. The only day of the year that is acceptable.

Never moving to where you are







I don't know if you were just being sarcastic Duke but you do make a point, a funny one at that
 
do pubs in australia open for 11am?
if so then why isn't it acceptable to drink from 11am ...

not like here in the uk, places have 24hour licences to sell alcohol
 
Through summer holidays I start drinking as soon as a wake up. I'm not an alcoholic, I just like beer.
 
Through summer holidays I start drinking as soon as a wake up. I'm not an alcoholic, I just like beer.

Throughout summer i start fantasizing about young girls, as soon as i pass by a school. Im not a pedophile, i just like young girls in short skirts.
 
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