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Damn Im drunk....

Reminds me of 2 months ago. I hadn't drank in a while but I managed to down the disgusting beer and some liquor mixes that were alright. I wasn't drunk at all during the party but once I got outside it all hit me. Exact opposite of what you'd want. Think I broke my friend's lamp and some chess pieces (luckily another friend had already broken most before and it was going to get tossed anyway) while stumbling around his dorm. Felt so nauseous I stuck my fingers down my throat to puke. Kept saying to myself "fuck alcohol". I managed to fall asleep because I smoked a joint before and just put on some music.

Oh and yes, I do molest when my victim is drunk.
 
Dude you're crazy. Beer vodka and pink lemonade? Wow. No never.

I dont mind a tall pint of beer with a vodka shot dropped in and just knock the whole thing back.

But no, never tried a pink panty dropper. Who the fuck thinks of these names?

Do you guys have cowboy cocksuckers over there? Gayest name ever.
 
This very rarely happens to me. Usually don't get home from drinking until 5am...and at that point I could sleep on bricks.
 
keco52 said:
This very rarely happens to me. Usually don't get home from drinking until 5am...and at that point I could sleep on bricks.
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Me too! I thought we were going to have a long night but noooooooooooooo... And I didnt want to stay home alone.

Actually, what happened, and I hate to pull a Militant on ya all (love ya dude! No homo!) but I was out with an actress from here who has just broken up with her man who is a rather famous athlete and some photographer from zoo magazine kept hassling us so she wanted to bounce so we bounce and nadda was happening tonight so I said fuck it im going home because I live just down the road from her hotel.

It was just one of those prematurely cut short nights.

But now thanks to whats his name thread I am craving sushi so I might duck out down the street and get me some.

I live right in the middle of the heart of the city. Clubs across the street, resteraunts down the alleys, so something is bound to be open.
 
S O F I said:
Don't knock it till you try it. I haven't heard of the cocksuckers though.
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I am pretty sure all it is is butterscotch shnaps and baileys. Its really a girls drink but if you want to get fucked up knock them back with beers and the mix just messes you up rather quick and cheap. I havent done that for years but when I was a poor student we'd secretly knock them down even though its embarrassing to drink a "girls drink."


Which reminds me, I fucking hate that its looked down upon here for men to drink Champagne at a club.
 
Rukas said:
Me too! I thought we were going to have a long night but noooooooooooooo... And I didnt want to stay home alone.
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You broke up with your g.f? You forgot to announce it on the board :D
 
I should have told you not to drink too much before you left lol. I can't believe it. :)

I managed to fall asleep because I smoked a joint before and just put on some music.
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Yeah, some weed helps early in the morning after a long drinkin night to drop into your bed.....so I've heard.
 
Sushi? inspired by that other thread? - and yes I take the blame for your party. :) *cause I ain't got no problem with that*
 
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