Cruises..

SiGh

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Anybody on SH been on any before? Anybody a fan of them? I personally love them. I love going on a cruise. The atmosphere, the people, the view, the feeling and everything along with it is just amazing.

Any stories? Any pictures? Anybody planning anything? Or have anything planned? What cruise line? What destinations? Anything?
 
Jeremy went on one with his fat friend. His fat friend got sunburned badly.

the end.

(hidden real)

Jeremy smuggled pills onto the cruise.

the end.
 
I went to Alaska lat year with wifey for our 'delayed' honeymoon.

Trip was friggin awesome and I'd def go on another cruise.. maybe a multi city one in Europe or the Far East..
I would also research more to make sure Im not stuck with so many old people lol
 
I'm thinking about going on one next summer, after I come back from Croatia, and get over with this friend's wedding.
 
No, never appealed to me. Saw the kind of people that go on cruises when I was in the Caymans. They were all fat old people.
 
i went on a mini cruise once to learn about and get a feel for the hospitality and catering they have.


shortly after that, maybe a year or two afterwards, i applied to P&O Cruises for a job as a chef aboard one of their cruise ships.

some recruitment agency contacted me back and arranged for me to attend an interview at P&O headquarters in Southampton UK. i took the train there the day before the interview and stayed overnight in a hotel.

the interview turned out to be more of an open day where several of us had the privilege to attend. first was an introductory meeting where they told us all about the company, all about the job specifics etc. then our group got paid taxis to go to, and board, the Aurora cruise ship that was docked in southampton that morning

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once arrived at the port, they took our passports, gave us identity badges, and boarded the Aurora for a tour of the entire ship. this was the best part of the day.

we had the ship to ourselves, there was no customers on board, only staff and contractors. i got shown round every restaurant, the top deck swimming pool, and the numerous top-to-bottom stainless steel Galleys.

the open day concluded with a job interview, after two hours sat in the ships movie theatre waiting for my turn to be interviewed, i got to meet and speak with the head chef of the Aurora.

a few days later i got a callback from my welsh contact to inform me that unfortunately i didn't get the job position. just the opportunity to go there though, and have a guided tour of the Aurora was enough for me, and made my trip worthwhile. i wasn't bothered that i didn't get the job i had applied for because the hours of work they were proposing were ridiculous. they were handing out 6 month contracts working 7 days a week with one afternoon off. i even complained that those type of hours are against Working Time Regulations set out by law here in the UK, but they seem to have a different agenda offshore with regards to working time regulations. i probably wouldn't have accepted the job on account of the amount of hours anyway.

Aurora cruise review & photos
 
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Fuck no. Being locked on a tiny island of consumerism-for-pleasure supported by almost-slaves? Cruise ships are a living caricature of everything that's wrong with industrialized society.
 
I've never been on one. I think I'd rather go to Mexico or Cuba or the Dominican rather than a cruise.
 
I'd rather have a go down south for a 1 week. Than a cruise. When you mean cruise you mean those that you don't actually go anywhere? Or one that brings you to a destination?
 
A cruise does bring you to destinations. It goes to many islands, St. Kitts, Barbados, Jamaica, etc ... and you end up spending like half of the day on the island, sometimes even more.

For example, you might hit Barbados at 7am, the cruise stays there, and leaves again at say 7pm. You get to travel the island and do as you please. It does this for many islands... so yeah, you're not confined to a fucking boat. This ain't a Stephen King Novel.
 
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I've never been on one. I think I'd rather go to Mexico or Cuba or the Dominican rather than a cruise.

A cruise could TAKE you there. Instead of traveling there by a plane, you can go on a ship filled with entertainment. It's a win-win. Enjoy time on the ship as well as at your destination point.

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