crazy night

Tha_Wood

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so tonight i decided to stay home, not drink and play taxi driver to all my useless buttfuck mates. so at about 9.30 i drop my friend(and former streethop member) micka into a pub in town. i stayed for about 15 mins and left because it was a shithole.

So i headed home and waited for stred to call me to be picked up from the night clubs. he called me at about 12.30 to come and get him so i did. once i got there stred comes out drunk as all hell and yelling at a chick in a nearby car. so any way he and another bloke got into my car and i dropped the other bloke off. once i had done this i get a call from micka's phone, but its not him calling its some chick by the name of danni. so she starts telling me how micka gate crashed a party and ended up getting the shit beat outta him and that i should come get him.

so 15 mins later i get to the place he's at to get him. i walk over and see that he has blood on his face, a black a eye and a swollen lip. i get him over to my car to get him in but he kept refusing to get in. after about 10 mins of him rambling on incoherently the girl who called me from his phone, danni, comes over and tells him to get in the car and he tells her to fuck off. she started getting pissed off and stred told her to hit him, so she did and im not talking a little bitch punch she went balls out and broke his nose. so now he is pissing blood everywhere and me and stred throw him in the back of my car. after this is done stred ended up hooking up with one of the 15 year old looking chicks who was a friend of danni. meanwhile danni is telling me that micka's mate who he went to the party with had been stabbed pretty bad but had disappeared somewhere into the bushes.

so stred finishes hooking up with this chick and we leave. on the way home stred climbed out the window of my car while i was doing 70 k/s an hour, climbed onto the roof and slid down to the hood of my car. i pulled over and he got back in.

anyway im sick of typing and i know most you wont bother to read this. stred has a photo on his phone of micka's face looking pretty fucked up that he will upload tomorrow.
 
so tonight i decided to stay home, not drink and play taxi driver to all my useless buttfuck mates. so at about 9.30 i drop my friend(and former streethop member) micka into a pub in town. i stayed for about 15 mins and left because it was a shithole.

So i headed home and waited for stred to call me to be picked up from the night clubs. he called me at about 12.30 to come and get him so i did. once i got there stred comes out drunk as all hell and yelling at a chick in a nearby car. so any way he and another bloke got into my car and i dropped the other bloke off. once i had done this i get a call from micka's phone, but its not him calling its some chick by the name of danni. so she starts telling me how micka gate crashed a party and ended up getting the shit beat outta him and that i should come get him.

so 15 mins later i get to the place he's at to get him. i walk over and see that he has blood on his face, a black a eye and a swollen lip. i get him over to my car to get him in but he kept refusing to get in. after about 10 mins of him rambling on incoherently the girl who called me from his phone, danni, comes over and tells him to get in the car and he tells her to fuck off. she started getting pissed off and stred told her to hit him, so she did and im not talking a little bitch punch she went balls out and broke his nose. so now he is pissing blood everywhere and me and stred throw him in the back of my car. after this is done stred ended up hooking up with one of the 15 year old looking chicks who was a friend of danni. meanwhile danni is telling me that micka's mate who he went to the party with had been stabbed pretty bad but had disappeared somewhere into the bushes.

so stred finishes hooking up with this chick and we leave. on the way home stred climbed out the window of my car while i was doing 70 k/s an hour, climbed onto the roof and slid down to the hood of my car. i pulled over and he got back in.

anyway im sick of typing and i know most you wont bother to read this. stred has a photo on his phone of micka's face looking pretty fucked up that he will upload tomorrow.

so Stred is badly injured or dead then?
 
Stred is a dick lmao...but 70 k/s is not that fast. Do 70mph next time and tell him to do it.:thumb:
 
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Isn't there a pic of Woody's bloody face after he fell off a car going 70? Or he fell into the windshield...something.
 
I'm willing to admit that I'm a bit of a pyromaniac. There's no mischief so satisfying for me than a good, unauthorized burning.
 
^ lol nah you're not missing out on much I wouldn't be much value tonight, pretty hung over.. damm Vodka Raspberry's.

Besides the scratch marks on my arm and bite mark on my shoulder from some bitch trying to fight me in town, I'm fine.

Mika, not so much...

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