Confessions Thread

Silleone · Mar 25, 2005

2Pax said:
^Nice, shame she a hooker.

the shames on you, seeing as that "hooker" is your girlfriend.

2Pax · Mar 25, 2005

She's also your's but she's only with you cause I told her to provide you with some company, you'll see tomorrow morning when you wake up and she's gone, along with your credit cards and the keys to your toyota supra.

Mase · Mar 25, 2005

One time, I unknowingly went on a chicks with dicks password site (maybe given to me by saltynuts), and scrolled through a hell of a lot of pictures not looking at pussy, just bodies.
I started wacking off and looked down to see some pussy and to my horror, there was a cock there. I continually pressed back on my browser seeing more cocks, realising I was on a tranny site.

Silleone · Mar 25, 2005

2Pax said:
She's also your's but she's only with you cause I told her to provide you with some company, you'll see tomorrow morning when you wake up and she's gone, along with your credit cards and the keys to your toyota supra.

remember that night when those 4 guys jumped u and stole your wallet, well the funny thing is they were my niggaz, they came to my house and gave me credit cards, so when your girlfriend comes to you tommorow morning she will just be returning your shit, also the toyota was also stolen, it belongs to a guy who just just did 5 years for killin guy that tried to rob him, so i suggest you buy a weapon or go under the witness protection program.

7 Syns · Mar 25, 2005

Sorry guy's but this is Emma's lover, so BACK OFF =-(

peace.

Steph · Mar 26, 2005

Rather Unique said:
Try it pissing standing up with a hardon

I read somewhere that this was impossible

2PacThug4Life · Mar 26, 2005

RIP2pac&kadafi said:
I read somewhere that this was impossible

well i can tell you that it is xtremely hard to do it without makin a mess, unless if your like me you can just dip it in tha water while standin up and you don't gotta worry about a mess.

Steph · Mar 26, 2005

Stupid book was wrong then! :mad:

it said that its impossible for guys to piss with a hard on coz it blocked the passage of pee or something

Butt Rubber · Mar 26, 2005

no, its impossible because the gland is closed

i remember back in 4th grade some kid asked the teacher if you could pee in your wife while having sex and he explained how its impossible

haunted · Mar 26, 2005

Bank Robber said:
no, its impossible because the gland is closed

i remember back in 4th grade some kid asked the teacher if you could pee in your wife while having sex and he explained how its impossible

It's not impossible. It only closes up when you are close to climax.

S. Fourteen · Mar 26, 2005

Confess Bank Robber, you peed in your girl once. I forgive you my son.

Steph · Mar 26, 2005

ok my confession...........i used to think some chicks were hott

but i never considered myself bi or a lesbo

Emma · Mar 26, 2005

RIP2pac&kadafi said:
ok my confession...........i used to think some chicks were hott but i never considered myself bi or a lesbo

That's natural tho

I don't know what to confess

Steph · Mar 26, 2005

^i dont think so

especially comming from me

Emma · Mar 26, 2005

RIP2pac&kadafi said:
^i dont think so especially comming from me

Nah most girls find other girls attractive or whatever, doesn't make them gay

S. Fourteen · Mar 26, 2005

got my dick sucked by my friends girlfriend while he took a shower and then watched them kiss when he got out... yea i did tell him, cuz i had to and plus it wasnt a serious girlfriend but i dunno why i didnt say anything before they kissed... oh yea she swallowed

So.. that's almost like you busted a nut in your friends mouth... traces of you penis juice went into a man's mouth... how does it feel tough guy? You're not forgiven.

when i was about 8-9 i tried to bone my cousin. i say tried to cause i couldn’t get a woody. to make matters worse, we got caught in the act by both our parents, but i dont think they knew the extent of our actions.

Hmm, that's deep. Did this happen in a trailer? I'm guessing the parents were having a foursome in the other room.

When i was in prison i was tempted to rape my cell mate.

and you went ahead with the act but it turned out not to be a rape because he liked the feeling of your big schlong in his mushy butt. Sometimes we have to do what we have to do to get by, I forgive you. The funny thing is, you were in prison for raping a 79 year old guy.

Try it pissing standing up with a hardon, shit will go everywere
reminds me, i can remember in primary school me and my mates used to piss on the wall see who can get there piss the highest, i won everytime

You and your mates lined up with a hardon and pissed? That's sick, but I like it... I love you.

To keep control is difficult, but not impossible.
You need to move from your usual position & be firm (with both hands).
It's a fricking artform!

now we know what you do on your free time. Sicko.

i have a fetish for fat chicks

*Yawn* Now if you had a fetish for fat goats... that would make things interesting.

my girl "tosses salad" with chocolate

But you don't have a 'girl'.

One time, I unknowingly went on a chicks with dicks password site (maybe given to me by saltynuts), and scrolled through a hell of a lot of pictures not looking at pussy, just bodies.
I started wacking off and looked down to see some pussy and to my horror, there was a cock there. I continually pressed back on my browser seeing more cocks, realising I was on a tranny site.

That's my fault, forgive me my son.

remember that night when those 4 guys jumped u and stole your wallet, well the funny thing is they were my niggaz, they came to my house and gave me credit cards, so when your girlfriend comes to you tommorow morning she will just be returning your shit, also the toyota was also stolen, it belongs to a guy who just just did 5 years for killin guy that tried to rob him, so i suggest you buy a weapon or go under the witness protection program.

Shut the fuck up, both of you.

Sorry guy's but this is Emma's lover, so BACK OFF =-(

Sorry Syns, Emma's lover is much uglier. Peace.

I read somewhere that this was impossible

You stay up all night reading about penises, it's ok though.. we all do.

It's not impossible. It only closes up when you are close to climax.

That's what your cell mate told you, I don't know if I can trust him.

ok my confession...........i used to think some chicks were hott but i never considered myself bi or a lesbo

Yes, that is common. The female body is an artwork, it's normal to find it beautiful.
Please turn bisexual, do it for all of us.

I don't know what to confess

You get truned on by your own pictures, I forgive you though.

Emma · Mar 26, 2005

just cos I'm sexy salty

S. Fourteen · Mar 26, 2005

Come in here Big E, I know you have a confession to make.

2Pax · Mar 26, 2005

Silleone said:
remember that night when those 4 guys jumped u and stole your wallet, well the funny thing is they were my niggaz, they came to my house and gave me credit cards, so when your girlfriend comes to you tommorow morning she will just be returning your shit, also the toyota was also stolen, it belongs to a guy who just just did 5 years for killin guy that tried to rob him, so i suggest you buy a weapon or go under the witness protection program.

i already got me a 12 gauge

Silleone · Mar 26, 2005

2Pax said:
i already got me a 12 gauge

to bad its written "super soaker" at the side and its filled with water.

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