Confessions Thread

[2Pax]

^I always piss standing up, It never splashes on me, Im too accurate

 

[not really ken]

^yeah but when it flies outta you dick it sprinkles on your clothes. like a water sprinkler. JUst take your pants of and try it!! you have been warned :thumb:

 

[Sebastian]

Once i pissed on the toilet seat and blamed it on my son.

I once masterbated to a picture of a shemale. I ain't gay. I dont give a fuck, that bitch was fine. :thumb:

hahahahahahha great..

 

[Dave D]

i went to a club the other day and instead of pissing in the toilet i pissed in the sink .. :thumb:

 

[AmerikazMost]

i was molested by Cown

 

[GangstaBoogey]

i had sex with my best friends girlfriend :thumb:

 

[Sebastian]

i had sex with my best friends girlfriend :thumb:

now thats what i call a "gangstaboogey"

 

[Cown]

i was molested by Cown

I confess

 

[AmerikazMost]

I confess

you rotten bastard..i can't stop the nightmares

 

[Cown]

you rotten bastard..i can't stop the nightmares

Well you should have thought of that before you let your hand slip down to my crotch!

 

[AmerikazMost]

Well you should have thought of that before you let your hand slip down to my crotch!

it was not consensual! i am not gay!

 

[Cown]

it was not consensual! i am not gay!

Yes, you're not gay, yes... not gay...

 

[yak pac fatal]

Lmao

 

[S. Fourteen]

I'm straight

CONFESSIONS , not lies. Next!

I killed a man

Come up with a better lie.

I've kissed a transexual, thinking he/she was a woman

So fucking what? You think you're special?

i cheated on my ex when i was with him.

Thanks for the true confession. Please give us all of the sexual details, you won't be forgiven until you do.

Once i pissed on the toilet seat and blamed it on my son.

This thread will be closed by the time your son grows up to be a sex offender, what are you going to do then?

i once beat up a prostitute in gta san andreas.

Rookie! You fuck the ho and you kill her afterwards, you get your money back that way.

i went to a club the other day and instead of pissing in the toilet i pissed in the sink

you disgust me, you're going to hell

i was molested by Cown

Tell somebody that cares.

i had sex with my best friends girlfriend

That's ok as long as your friend's an asshole and if she's hot.
Either way, I forgive you my son.

I confess

you thought we didn't know?

 

[haunted]

This thread will be closed by the time your son grows up to be a sex offender, what are you going to do then?

gosh

 

[Silleone]

Haunted, you make me sick, blamin it on your kid, i hope he becomes a rapper and disses u.

 

[Soldier like me]

dude why the fuck would you wanna piss standing up anyway. that shit splashes all over your clothes. nasty.

Feminin. Oh well the nickname tells it all

 

[HusseinFatalPAC]

got my dick sucked by my friends girlfriend while he took a shower and then watched them kiss when he got out... yea i did tell him, cuz i had to and plus it wasnt a serious girlfriend but i dunno why i didnt say anything before they kissed... oh yea she swallowed

 

[2Pax]

Wow nuts just owned everybody in this thread.

 

[_carmi]

Did you tell him?

nah.. its better that. cuz 2 weeks after that i broke up so i broke his heart. after broking his heart i would have broke his pride to.. plus it was with one of his ennemis.. oh well. he'll never find out.