Confessions Thread

[Steph]

My government name is, Calculus Aurelius Chuchichi or Paul, whichever

TeeHee *giggles*

(ill post a confession of mine when i see a really fucked up one)

 

[Default MX]

I'm not actualy bosnian. .. In fact I've never been to Bosnia, or Europe for that matter.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

LOL!!

I was going to confess that I'm not Scottish, I'm really a girl named Dorothy, from Kansas who has a kilt fetish!

 

[Steph]

i kno most of these are just jokes........but is Salty's the only truthful one?

 

[S. Fourteen]

i kno most of these are just jokes........but is Salty's the only truthful one?

Yes. Sad but true.

I dropped the bomb from the get-go so I understand why it's hard for people to outdo my confession, but it's not impossible!

 

[not really ken]

I once ate caustic soda thinking it was ice cream. Trust me Don't ever try that

 

[devils_advok8]

I'm straight

 

[Cown]

^lmfao, yeah right

I killed a man

 

[2Pax]

I've kissed a transexual, thinking he/she was a woman (he/she was still hot though, I'd bet all you would still hit it)

 

[vg4030]

^^lmao!... keep telling yourself that

 

[_carmi]

i cheated on my ex when i was with him.

now thats a real confession

 

[haunted]

Once i pissed on the toilet seat and blamed it on my son.

 

[2Pax]

^^lmao!... keep telling yourself that

Don't tease me

 

[2Pax]

i cheated on my ex when i was with him.

now thats a real confession

Did you tell him?

 

[Silleone]

i once beat up a prostitute in gta san andreas.

 

[2Pax]

^Damn I never noticed your g/f in that game.

 

[Silleone]

^Damn I never noticed your g/f in that game.

didnt u?, i noticed yours when i raided a crackhouse in los santos.

 

[Diaz]

Once i pissed on the toilet seat and blamed it on my son.

Hes not lyin...

 

[2Pax]

didnt u?, i noticed yours when i raided a crackhouse in los santos.

lol damn did you tell her to get home for me?

 

[not really ken]

Once i pissed on the toilet seat and blamed it on my son.

dude why the fuck would you wanna piss standing up anyway. that shit splashes all over your clothes. nasty.