Confessions Thread

[S. Fourteen]

tell us anything, I will be here to listen and give you guidance (or not).

I'll start..

I ate my own poop when I was a baby. (somebody left the dirty diaper next to me and left the room )

 

[Diaz]

Im not actually Mexican

 

[haunted]

When i was 16 years old i boned a 54 year old lady, and she wasnt even good looking.

 

[S. Fourteen]

I hope you guys are being serious because I really did eat my own shit.

 

[Flipmo]

Lol ^

 

[Rock]

*farts Very Very Loud And Tears A New One

 

[Glockmatic]

a few years ago while sleeping i woke up to let a fart out, but instead of a fart some poop came out

 

[S. Fourteen]

^ I feel your pain man. Taco Bell does that to me all the time, you're like "oh shit... something came out"

 

[Crunkadelic]

I once masterbated to a picture of a shemale. I ain't gay. I dont give a fuck, that bitch was fine. :thumb:

 

[Eric]

I once masterbated to a picture of a shemale. I ain't gay. I dont give a fuck, that bitch was fine. :thumb:

LMAO LMAO that made me laugh so hard. That is going in my sig no doubt.

 

[Crunkadelic]

Hell yeah. When I saw that "bitch", I was like "Damn, now I know what Eddie Murphy was talkin about".

I wouldnt fuck that ass in the real life, but I probably would let 'her' suck my dick though.

 

[2Pax]

I ate my little brothers easter egg and blamed it on my cousin

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

My name isn't really CalcuoCuchicheo.....I lied

 

[Steph]

My name isn't really CalcuoCuchicheo.....I lied

so what is it?

edit: my confession is that im not confessing

 

[Maverick-old-account]

one time, i wore my west africa's bra...

 

[S. Fourteen]

these confessions suck.. dig deeper!

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

so what is it?

My government name is, Calculus Aurelius Chuchichi or Paul, whichever

OK, a real confession......I'll need to think.

Edit: For one, I just visited one of those porn sites salty gave me the password to.

 

[Flipmo]

Calculus Aurelius Chuchichi

Related to Maximus Aurelius in the way?

' My name is gladiator... '

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Yeah kinda, tough like the motherfucker but without the gimp mask he's wearing when he begins!

And it's really in relaton to Marcus Aurelius: The Emperor.

 

[Flipmo]

Yes, I know this Emperor you speak of. He was quite an awesome force.