Film & TV Clerks / Clerks II

Casey

Casey

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#1
#1
Kevin Smith is a genius.

Who else loves these movies? or any other Kevin Smith films

(Dogma rocks! so does Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back- I haven't seen Mallrats or Chasing Amy yet though)


Anyway, Clerks is a classic.

My love for you is ticking clock, BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my cock, BERSERKER!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL.


And I just watched Clerks II, lmao the scene with the dude and the horse is majorly fucked up.
 
Casey

Casey

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#3
#3
Illuminattile said:
I really, really hated Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
Click to expand...

Well, I love Jay & Silent Bob the characters, so I was in paradise. Plus, the movie has Morris Day & The Time in it - who are one of my all time favorite bands. AND they perform 'Jungle Love' at the end.


*nods head and hums Jungle Love*

So yeah, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back ROCKS!
 
Illuminattile

Illuminattile

New Member
#5
#5
Jersey Girl was OK, probably because it didn't have Jay in. That guy pisses me off so much. This parts of Dogma that didn't have him in were decent too.
 
D

dea1983

New Member
#6
#6
Kevin Smith movies are great, on it's own Jersey Girl would have been seen as an good film but it just does not fit with the rest of Smiths work and all the bullshit with j-lo and Ben Afleck did not help. I actualy enjoyed it.

I love the Evening With Kevin Smith show also, was hilarious in places.
 
M

Mr Matt

New Member
#7
#7
Militant said:
Well, I love Jay & Silent Bob the characters, so I was in paradise. Plus, the movie has Morris Day & The Time in it - who are one of my all time favorite bands. AND they perform 'Jungle Love' at the end.


*nods head and hums Jungle Love*

So yeah, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back ROCKS!
Click to expand...

LOL, just thinking about Jay's "Prince ass-shake" at the very end. The guy is a nut!

I've loved all the Kevin Smith movies since I accidently caught the first Clerks on TV like 10 years ago. Chasing Amy is actually one of my favourites, it's a bit different styling to the "crazy comic-book style" of the other movies but it's still funny, deep and so many great quotes, also it's a huge piece to the continuity of the jokes/stories for the movies that follow it so you gotta see it.

I thought Jersey Girl sucked but I watched that "Evening with Kevin Smith" the other night, if you need any more proof of his genius then watch that, the guy is brilliant and it's really interesting to hear the backgrounds to all the movies.
 
PuffnScruff

PuffnScruff

Well-Known Member
#8
#8
whuuuaatt!?!?!? you havent seen mallrats or chasing amy? go rent now!!!

mallrats was my first kevin smith film so i love it.

but back on topic yea the clerks series are great. i personally think two is much better than the first.

"Evening with Kevin Smith" was one of the funniest 4 or 5 hours of my life. so much great back story and the guy is just so damn funny. another must see for any kevin smith fan. his story about him working on the early pre-production of the superman movie was just great. had me rolf. the guy can tell a great story.

i never saw jersey girl until the past summer when it was on tbs but i actually liked it. i thought it was a little different for him and an over all good film.
 
Rukas

Rukas

Capo Dei Capi
Staff member
#9
#9
Yeah Mallrats was my first Smith movie too and I think its fantastic as a movie and holds nostaligia for that reasons.

Im actually yet to see Clerks 2 :S

Chasing Amy was alright but Im not a huge fan to be honest.

Might go leach Clerks 2 now actually...
 
M

Mr Matt

New Member
#11
#11
Militant said:
Kevin Smith is a genius.

Who else loves these movies? or any other Kevin Smith films

(Dogma rocks! so does Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back- I haven't seen Mallrats or Chasing Amy yet though)


Anyway, Clerks is a classic.

My love for you is ticking clock, BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my cock, BERSERKER!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL.


And I just watched Clerks II, lmao the scene with the dude and the horse is majorly fucked up.
Click to expand...
By the way mate, if you haven't seen it already you're gonna want to watch that "Evening with Kevin Smith" DVD. Apart from the most interesting 3 hours of watching Kevin Smith tell some amazing stories about his life, friends and his movies, he tells what it was like to "work" for Prince and pretty much confirms the bizzare behaviour of the royal purple one in a 15 minute yarn.

Very interesting, especially about Prince having made 50 full feature music videos, with storylines, actors etc, from songs that are in the vault that me and you will probably never hear let alone see the videos for.
 
Casey

Casey

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#12
#12
Mr Matt said:
By the way mate, if you haven't seen it already you're gonna want to watch that "Evening with Kevin Smith" DVD. Apart from the most interesting 3 hours of watching Kevin Smith tell some amazing stories about his life, friends and his movies, he tells what it was like to "work" for Prince and pretty much confirms the bizzare behaviour of the royal purple one in a 15 minute yarn.

Very interesting, especially about Prince having made 50 full feature music videos, with storylines, actors etc, from songs that are in the vault that me and you will probably never hear let alone see the videos for.
Click to expand...
I haven't seen the whole DVD but I have seen that Prince part, someone over at housequake.com uploaded it a couple of months back. It was awesome :)

"don't talk to me like i'm fuckin Apollonia" LOL.

btw, u still have those videotapes?
 
Big Flipp

Big Flipp

Active Member
#13
#13
love the movies. Jersey Girl really doesn't count because it's not in the viewaskew series. If I had to rank them in order I guess it would go like this

1. Chasing Amy
2. Mallrats
3. Dogma
4. Clerks
5. Clerks 2
6. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

If you guys haven't seen it yet, I guess you pick up a copy of "An Evening with Kevin Smith" It is video of different Q&A sessions he did at some Universities. Really funny stuff and a lot of inside info on his movies and life.
 
M

Mo_Murda

New Member
#15
#15
Wow Clerks 2 is such a bomb movie... the funniest movie i've seen this year i think that actually has a plot..

Jay "Would you fuck me?" "I'd fuck me"

If you don't like Clerks/Clerks 2 you're just a hairy porch monkey
 
hizzle?

hizzle?

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#16
#16
I fucking cried during the movie lolll

When Hicks and that Chick get out of the restorant and you see Jay in that statuesque pause, i fucking cried on the floor rolling and hitting everywhere cuz i was dying lol!!!
 
Casey

Casey

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#17
#17
hizzle? said:
I fucking cried during the movie lolll

When Hicks and that Chick get out of the restorant and you see Jay in that statuesque pause, i fucking cried on the floor rolling and hitting everywhere cuz i was dying lol!!!
Click to expand...

lol you mean the bit where he had his dick tucked between his legs?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Donate

Any donations will be used to help pay for the site costs, and anything donated above will be donated to C-Dub's son on behalf of this community.

Members online

No members online now.
Total: 43 (members: 0, guests: 43)
Top