Chronic

[Preach]

happy birthday. i flushed some hash down the toilet to honor the occasion. be well, brother.

 

[Duke]

I had intercourse with a duck to celebrate this most joyous occasion. Cheers.

happy birthday, i sent you some of grovedales finest weed, its probably the equivalent to dirt where u live

Go wash your mouth.

 

[dillaxx]

i shat in a donkey's mouth and called it duke's sister to celebrate this joyous occasion... cheers!!

 

[crittaz]

happy birthday buddy

 

[Synful*Luv]

Happy Birthday tooo youuu!

(hopes I don't get sued for singing this song)

 

[Stred]

happy birthday mr chronic sir