Choco Teeth LAWL

I reckon I'd need a million dollars. AND the money would have to be in a briefcase, within my range of vision whilst I committed the act.

And there would have to be no less than 10 full bottles of mouthwash, a tube of industrial strength toothpaste, a gigantic vegan cheesecake that I could dive into face first, and Britney Spears naked on a bed and I could only fuck her if I did that first.

At that point - I would consider it.

you would have to pay me to fuck that scrag britney spears, and pay me even more to eat a vegan cheesecake
 
/\ and you would have to pay me to eat out a chick on her period ;)
 

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