chilli ass

[ill-matic]

i had this burger meal today with portugese chicken. the indian guy at the counter asked me if i wanted extra spices and chillis (just a coincidence). i said sure.

5 hours later, my ass is burning when im doing a crap. i wont get into the details of it all, but did the chillis just not digest properly? it was like i had a flame thrower for an asshole. it burnt so much!

 

[Casey]

That used to happen to me, until I developed the iron stomach.
See, I eat jalapenos straight outta the jar and then drink the juice.

The other day me, my wife and mother-in-law were at Pizza Express. None of the vegetarian options sounded good to me, so I simply ordered a margherita with double helping of jalapenos and hot green chilli's. The waiter looked at me like I was insane.

Anyway, it was hot enough to require a cold beverage. My wife told me I would regret it in the morning. I was worried that she might be right. But she wasn't. I was fine!

 

[masta247]

yess! I'm not alone then.

I ALWAYS feel that way after eating at KFC.

 

[S O F I]

See, when they ask me if I want "extra spices or chillis", I say no. Then, no chilli ass. Good times.

 

[Bender]

should have downed it with milk.

normally it takes 24hrs for food to pass through the alimentary canal, so normally you shouldn't be passing after five hours anyway, unless you had nothing to eat for ages, or your system rejected the food for whatever reason. what did you expect agreeing for more chilli, lol

 

[Preach]

i get this when i have tacos.

 

[keco52]

I've never had this. I feel lucky.

 

[Preach]

hey ill-matic, you ever get heartburns?

 

[Tha_Wood]

yeh i get this feeling all the time. KFC seems to do it to me, so do Mi Goreng's

 

[dillaxx]

Well, all you do when your asshole burns is push on your anus, stick an ice cube firmly inside, and then relax your anus again allowing the ice cube to get sucked up. You'll want to run around like a crazy man while it's still melting, but once it's over.....

 

[vg4030]

You'll want to run around like a crazy man while it's still melting, but once it's over.....

....... you'll have a slushie??

 

[dillaxx]

....... you'll have a slushie??

No, you'll have pani puri. :worried:

 

[Euphanasia]

well, all you do when your asshole burns is push on your anus, stick an ice cube firmly inside, and then relax your anus again allowing the ice cube to get sucked up. You'll want to run around like a crazy man while it's still melting, but once it's over.....

lmfao!

 

[ill-matic]

hey ill-matic, you ever get heartburns?

no, not really.. why?

or is this leading up to a joke ? lol

 

[Preach]

no, not really.. why?

or is this leading up to a joke ? lol

nah it's serious. i used to get them a lot, thought maybe there was a connection, something to do with the digestive system, etc. but i guess not lol. i'm just waiting for my ulcer.

 

[vg4030]

No, you'll have pani puri. :worried:

I love pani puri! hmm so your saying when I have a craving I just have to get an ice cube.....

 

[dillaxx]

I love pani puri! hmm so your saying when I have a craving I just have to get an ice cube.....

And the actual puri. I dunno how to make the crispy cups myself. Go to an Indian store, it should be there.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

That used to happen to me, until I developed the iron stomach.
See, I eat jalapenos straight outta the jar and then drink the juice.

The other day me, my wife and mother-in-law were at Pizza Express. None of the vegetarian options sounded good to me, so I simply ordered a margherita with double helping of jalapenos and hot green chilli's. The waiter looked at me like I was insane.

Anyway, it was hot enough to require a cold beverage. My wife told me I would regret it in the morning. I was worried that she might be right. But she wasn't. I was fine!

yea. same here, sort of. and with subway, i mostly have jalapenos and they think youre totally crazy.

neva knew you were married casey.

 

[dillaxx]

Everyone seemed to get a quick r00fle from my post. Teehee... I love the attention. More. Whore. I am.

 

[DarkPhantom13]

Eating mexican food all my life my stomach is used to nothing but spicy foods. Shit a meal isn't a good meal unless it's spicy or you have some kind of hot sauce with it.