Chatting with your mom

[SicC]

Yeah its the best way for me to communicate with mine, with her being 4000 miles away. bitch.

My mother lives 4000 miles from me as well and the phone is still much easier.

pz

 

[Flipmo]

No, I actually told you're mother to suck my long slimy penis... I thought it was you. lol...

I apologized to her afterwards. She said it was alright, and that she was also young at one point.

Which either means she knew I was joking around, or that she likes long slimy penises. I haven't yet figured that out.

 

[Rukas]

I feel like a selfish bastard. I never taught my mom how to use my computer at home when I was a kid for fear of her discovering my porn collection. So no, she doesnt know how to use MSN, let alone turn the machine on.

 

[SicC]

I feel like a selfish bastard. I never taught my mom how to use my computer at home when I was a kid for fear of her discovering my porn collection. So no, she doesnt know how to use MSN, let alone turn the machine on.

Hahaha your porn collection. :lol:

pz

 

[Da_Funk]

I still live at home :embarresd:

 

[Katarina]

No, I have chatted with my aunt however. I don't really think she understood what it was though, I think she thought she was just getting a lot of e-mails from me, 'cause she ended everything she wrote with "love, Marianne"...

 

[Jokerman]

Too often my mother has been, unintentionally, on the recieving end of a

"My cock is rock hard. You can be proud of yourself now" (Chronic)

I bet she was proud.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Nope, we talk on the phone. i'd rather chat though as my mom keeps me on the phone for HOURS... and it's impossible to get off.

 

[Preach]

Nope, we talk on the phone. i'd rather chat though as my mom keeps me on the phone for HOURS... and it's impossible to get off.

"but, you know, mom, my last phone bill was twice as much as it was supposed to be and i really need to talk to customer service before they close, so i gotta hang up now"

"but, you know, mom, i'm just about to get in the car and i can't talk on the phone when i'm driving"

"but, you know, mom, i'm in line at the grocery store and there seems to be a problem with my card so i gotta hang up"

"but, you know, mom, i have to get up extra early tomorrow for a staff meeting so i really need to go to bed"

lying to your mom is easy. it's looking her in the eyes while you do it that gets most people. you're lucky as you won't have that problem over the phone.

 

[Synful*Luv]

The only one that works is the driving one. All others, she could care less, lol. Plus I feel bad as I know she's lonely because my gram passed.. her and my gram were really close. So I just sit and waste all my minutes... hehehehe.. Ah well, what can you do?

 

[S O F I]

^maybe her mom's modern like Duke's mazah.


"but mom it hurt really bad...I don't know...maybe we didn't do it right"

"well, how much lube did you use?"

"i think like a lot, maybe half the bottle. i shit myself"]


tucker max did inspire this post.