Chatting with your mom

Preach

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Okay, so when I moved I told my mom she should get MSN so we could chat cause... I don't know why, I figured calling is expensive but what the heck. Either way, she got it and added me and now I chatted with her. Did any of you ever chat with your mom? Cause I have so many things I'll say and do while chatting, habits if you will, that I can't do. I actively avoid the awkward situation where I have to explain "lol" to her, but I use it all the time. For some reason the whole thing just felt fucking awkward.
 
Yes, actually. When my parents split up I helped her get MSN so we could have an extra, relaxed way of getting in touch. It's fun.

My mother has actually chatted with a good few people from this board, hehe.
 
It's true. My family hates while people.

Most of my msn-internet-buddies (types like Preachy-bwoy, Chronic, the Balkan-trio) don't particularly have nice ways of greeting me either. Too often my mother has been, unintentionally, on the recieving end of a

"My cock is rock hard. You can be proud of yourself now" (Chronic)

"I'm bored. I feel like fucking an animal" (Ogi/Hizzle)

"I want your cum" (Flip)

Luckily my mother is a good sport.
 
It's true. My family hates while people.

Most of my msn-internet-buddies (types like Preachy-bwoy, Chronic, the Balkan-trio) don't particularly have nice ways of greeting me either. Too often my mother has been, unintentionally, on the recieving end of a

"My cock is rock hard. You can be proud of yourself now" (Chronic)

"I'm bored. I feel like fucking an animal" (Ogi/Hizzle)

"I want your cum" (Flip)

Luckily my mother is a good sport.

What is a "while" person Duke? Did you just make up a new race? Species?

I would also like to point out that L and T are not even remotly close to one another on the keyboard....:P

pz
 
Indeed. I fear there may have been a communication breakdown. My apoligies, I will have the responsible nerval manager executed.
 
It's true. My family hates while people.

Most of my msn-internet-buddies (types like Preachy-bwoy, Chronic, the Balkan-trio) don't particularly have nice ways of greeting me either. Too often my mother has been, unintentionally, on the recieving end of a

"My cock is rock hard. You can be proud of yourself now" (Chronic)

"I'm bored. I feel like fucking an animal" (Ogi/Hizzle)

"I want your cum" (Flip)

Luckily my mother is a good sport.

Wow, I have a lot of respect for your ma. To put up with that kind of crass is very modern of her indeed.
 
Wow, I have a lot of respect for your ma. To put up with that kind of crass is very modern of her indeed.
Respect? Not to diss your moms Duke, but that sounds sorta ridiculous to me. Whether a person is in tune with modern humor or not is a matter of coincidence, more so than a conscious decision to change to adapt to a new kind of humor for some sake. Rather, I like to draw parallells from the simple fact that she's from Central Europe, and doesn't take offense to the naughtay.

Ehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, below the belt, but seriously, fuck you Duke. I want to piss in your mouth.
 
My mom and I use both Skype and the phone, but she calls every day and asks me the same questions everytime...."What are you doing? What did you eat? Did you go work out today? When will you start?" I actually told her to start calling less yesterday. I never have an answer to "What's new?" on a school night, every night. Oh well, I'm sure she took it the right way. I'm not a freshman anymore.
 
It's true. My family hates while people.

Most of my msn-internet-buddies (types like Preachy-bwoy, Chronic, the Balkan-trio) don't particularly have nice ways of greeting me either. Too often my mother has been, unintentionally, on the recieving end of a

"My cock is rock hard. You can be proud of yourself now" (Chronic)

"I'm bored. I feel like fucking an animal" (Ogi/Hizzle)

"I want your cum" (Flip)

Luckily my mother is a good sport.


This one time, Flip told your mother to suck his motherfucking cock. She responded with "Pardon me" and the idiot said "you heard me!!!" and left.
 

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