Changing my name

[dilla]

I'll let this be the people's choice on what my new name is. It's been the longest I've gone without a ban, therefore it feels a bit weird having this name for so long without change.

I PMed SiGh and told him he had dibs on changing it to whatever he wants, but I don't think he checked it yet, or cares.

So, you guys talk and vote amongst yourselves and whatever you guys agree on, will be my name.

Until the next episode....

 

[THEV1LL4N]

I thought i'd just say that I dealt with a client called mr. coonie the other day and thought of you. that is all.

 

[Jokerman]

Change it to Rrorgo.

 

[S O F I]

you need to grow out of this. this is so 2007.

for Jokerman, 1963.

 

[dilla]

I thought i'd just say that I dealt with a client called mr. coonie the other day and thought of you. that is all.

Interesting. There are real last names of "Kuhn," "Koontz," and, yes, even straight up "Coon(s)."

Whatever you guys decide, make it go. Something that will make you laugh, smile, etc. every time you see it. Nothing will hurt my feelings. It can even be "Tubby Lumpkins" if you want.

 

[Pittsey]

I definitely don't like the first option. I might not have a sense of humour, but I don't find racism funny. Or even pretend racism.

 

[dilla]

Well, then you must agree in a name-cha"ge in general, then.

How about..."Tar-Baby??

 

[masta247]

Nothing will hurt my feelings

How about "Fatty Paki" then?

 

[Rukas]

Wont happen.

 

[dilla]

How about "Fatty Paki" then?

Do it!! I'm not Paki, though. So find something to replace that part.

 

[Chronic]

Bag o' Dicks

 

[Rukas]

Coonie isn't Paki? #firstiveheardofit

 

[dilla]

Well, I guess the racist term encompasses Pakis and Indians. So I guess I should be offended if someone were to say it to me.

But they're just words. They don't hurt. I think actions speak louder. Bans speak louder than "fuck yous."

Don't ban me.

 

[Ristol]

I was on Facebook one time and my Indian friend was near me and he saw something you commented on, and he was like, oh, you have an Indian friend. And I was like, I've never met that person, how do you pronounce his first name? And then he taught me how to pronounce your first name. True story.

 

[S O F I]

did your friend wonder why you have an indian dude you don't know on facebook?

 

[Ristol]

Thankfully no.

 

[Jokerman]

He probably assumed it was his token indian FB friend. Everyone has one.

 

[dilla]

Everyone has a "Patel" or a "Shah" somewhere. Or a "Priya."