Cant Recover..

When you have on a skirt and you go to the bathroom, and the bottom of it is stuck in ur panties, and you didn't know, so ur bottom was exposed to the world :(
 
when you come in from outside and when ur nose is running, and it's not thick, it's thin, and you lean down or bend over and some of it runs down onto the table/floor or down ur face :(
 
every guy knows..that when you get rejected from a normal/gorgeous girl...its hurtz like a muthafucker. but when u get rejected from an ugly girl. that messes your entire soul up. :(
 
SiGh said:
every guy knows..that when you get rejected from a normal/gorgeous girl...its hurtz like a muthafucker. but when u get rejected from an ugly girl. that messes your entire soul up. :(



hahahah. lmfao. hahahaha :D


When you get pwned by lilShortie
 
Hahhaahaha the wierd ass sounds my stomach makes sometimes when I do exams, embarassing as hell.

Bird shits on you. (it happened to me once, but only on my bag, I was standing 10 meters away about 5 secsonds ago too, I just had to move towards the target didnt I)
 
When you do an exam and a cell phone starts to vibrate cause of a call and everybody is watching disturbingly at eathcother, so am I. Then it vibrates again and everybody keep thinkin out loud;"ahh please turn it off" and I'm like; "yeah what an idiot". Then when its vibrating the 3d time you notice it's actually your phone and people watch at you with murderes eyes :(
 
KAMIKAZI said:
No one else does that.. speak for yourself... or should I say to yourself. OMGPWN
:o I wasn't speaking for myself...I was speaking on my brothers behalf...but it all works
 
when ur walking down the street and your skirt blows up in the wind revealing ur thong!
 
lmfao! we guys love dat tho, helena. :(


except dat happnd to my momz once last year..when i went up to visit her. i was so grossd out. i tried to kill myself.
 
SiGh said:
Im bored..so thought I'd make a thread.

Things in life..you CANT recover from...no matter how gangsta you are.

Example: falling in public. lmao. theres no way to pull dat off without feeling stupid.

ur turn...
(yes i kno this thread is sad..but its funny..in a weird way.)

ever notice how when anyone falls over the first thing they do is look back for an object that is not there because, they don't want to seem stupid for tripping over their own feet? kinda thing you notice... :p
 

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