Cant Recover..

[SiGh]

Im bored..so thought I'd make a thread.

Things in life..you CANT recover from...no matter how gangsta you are.

Example: falling in public. lmao. theres no way to pull dat off without feeling stupid.

ur turn...
(yes i kno this thread is sad..but its funny..in a weird way.)

 

[Diaz]

When you make a joke that you think is so funny... and no one laughs.

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

An Open Zipper!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bigmack]

having a small penis

 

[Dante]

having a small penis

or being canadian

 

[Flipmo]

Farting in the bus when you're next to a person..and it's only you 2 in the bus...

 

[SiGh]

walking the entire mall with toilet paper suck to ur feet.

 

[FUK_BADBOY]

not going to the tyson and seldon fight when pac was there so i couldve found the killer lolol

naww but not gettin wit this girl i liked and now i havent seen her for like 6 years because i moved damn im stupid :{

 

[Butt Rubber]

having sex with a 11 year old girl without a condom

how was i supposed to know she was old enough to reproduce?

 

[Confucius87]

Getting your ass whooped in class.

Whenever I saw that, I was laughin' so hard I could barely breathe lol. Yes, I am a sad individual

 

[Freedom Froggy]

lmao^ ui used to love that shyt...

in class when its hella quiet and your stomachs makin them weird ass sounds lol

 

[Preach]

in class when its hella quiet and your stomachs makin them weird ass sounds lol

i experienced that one before. really badass one too, sounded like my stomach tried to digest itself.

i also fell in public a few times, the most recent one gave me a pretty awesome cut on my finger so not only did i have to get up and look around and see everybody looking at me, but it was painful as fuck and blood was running down my finger and dripping onto the floor. yeah okay, that did make me feel a little bit better about myself because at least i came off as a hard mother.

 

[Pittsey]

Having road rage with the slow ass driver in front. Then passing by, showing them the finger... Only to realise it's your girlfriends mum.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

yeah okay, that did make me feel a little bit better about myself because at least i came off as a hard mother.

you should have pulled a rambo and burned it with somthing hot to seal the wound lmao

 

[7 Syns]

When you think you are by yourself so you start doing Bruce Lee karate moves only for someone to be looking at you thinking "the fuck you doing??

Or my one, when I was at Tafe (college) I was showing my friends this humping technique I seen in a book on top of a table which was for some reason on top of another table. Anyways we were laughing cause it was funny as fuck and as fate would have it the top table slipped from the bottom one, fell and I fell with it JUST as a large group of girls were walking past...

I didn't get over that for about 2 mins.

peace.

 

[Duke]

you should have pulled a rambo and burned it with somthing hot to seal the wound lmao

hahahahaha:laugh:

How about getting hit in the face with a ball (for example, during dodge ball at school )and then crying like a bitch.

At the end of the year we were actively aiming for the faces of people we know would cry. :thumb:

 

[SiGh]

walking around while u got a lil piece of snot on ur face.

 

[bigmack]

walking around with cum stuck in your goatee

 

[S. Fourteen]

walking around with bigmack

 

[SiGh]

walking around with bigmack

lmao.