Can Someone Write Me Up A Good Job Refrence

[SJUK]

Someone Write Me Up A Good Job Refrence, need two good refrences,need it to get a job, and they asked up for a refrence a day b4 the interveiw, so chop chop someone get to work

 

[not really ken]

after all the shit you been talking, i think not

so chop chop someone get to work

By the way, I dont believe for one second that your so dumb and lacking in social tact that you would genuinly make such a remark. You just seem to like being an professional idiot.

 

[PaulyPac]

haha after all the cussing you been doing, you think anyone gonna do that

i know this dude that never worked a day in his life, he payed one of my neighbors who works at that lil clothes shop in west bromwich by mc donalds, you must know it
and they gave him a reference saying he worked there for 5 yrs, and now he works at armani in mailbox

 

[SJUK]

never worked a day in my life is well man, needed to earn some fuckin money

 

[SJUK]

after all the shit you been talking, i think not

By the way, I dont believe for one second that your so dumb and lacking in social tact that you would genuinly make such a remark. You just seem to like being an professional idiot.

well your father is a professional faggot, so go and fuck him

 

[not really ken]

^^Talk sense to a fool, and he replies with the usual cliches

 

[Pittsey]

Rent boys don't need typed up references. Just tell them you Sjuk like a hoover.

Get it sjuk not suck, i slay me.

 

[SJUK]

Rent boys don't need typed up references. Just tell them you Sjuk like a hoover.

Get it sjuk not suck, i slay me.

shittsey your not very funny

 

[Echso]

lmao Can't you get someone you actually know to write you one?

 

[not really ken]

Pittsey just say something remotely intelligent to him and you'll confuse his brain! :thumb:

 

[SJUK]

lmao Can't you get someone you actually know to write you one?

2 late my interview is 2morrow morning

 

[ATI_RAGE_]

I have known SJUK for 10 years now. He is honest, dependable, and above all else a good person. He has worked on TV shows like Survior, The Apprentice and many others. He has a great working knowledge of all forms of business since he stays at a Holiday Inn. That said feel free to call me at 911-5689.

 

[PaulyPac]

lol @ survivor

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

ATI_RAGE
He has worked...

huh? He just said he never worked in his life:

never worked a day in my life

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

By the way, I dont believe for one second that your so dumb and lacking in social tact that you would genuinly make such a remark. You just seem to like being an professional idiot.

damn. i dont have most of these words in my vocabulary but damn it sounds good. i think he hit the nail right on its head there

 

[ATI_RAGE_]

Wait you mean he didn't work? Geez I'm just ebelishing a bit here wait till I write up his second refrel.

SJUK has worked for me for about 5 years now at Guidos managment consultants. He has been a loyal employee and has always brought a level of satisfaction to customers that no one else could. In the time I have known SJUK he has worked on Queer eye for the Straight Guy, and many other shows for Here! TV www.heretv.com . Ladies and Gentlemen please consider SJUK as I know he will serve your customers well. Guidos Pimping Inc.

 

[Pittsey]

shittsey your not very funny

Shittsey? Oh damn I'm gutted.

I hope you get the job, and that your sexual preference doesn't go against you.

 

[not really ken]

I have known SJUK for 10 years now. He is honest, dependable, and above all else a good person.

You mean to tell me he's the 'hooker with a heart of Gold' I don't believe it


By the way, I know that SJUK's demential mind will come back and insult one of my family members, most likely female, with the played out come back of 'HOOKER'.
Its only a shame that he will not be able to understand that my reply above is simply an analogy and is in no way referring to him as being someone who offers sexual servives in return for money, therefore it should be taken at face value. But then I suppose emotional intelligence is not SJUK's strong point

 

[SJUK]

bitch i got 2 a-levels with a grade b and a c from maths and physiology dont tell me i dont understand shit, fucking punk

 

[Cown]

Yeah motherfucka, I'ma hook you up with some nice shit, give me a sec...