Calling In Sick For Work

[Jeremy]

I always feel a little guilty calling in. I only did it about six times in 10 years at my old job.

 

[Preach]

yeah i don't just call up the boss real cold like "hey, i'm sick, i'm staying home today". normally i dread making the call and when i take up my phone i'll look at it for a few minutes, prolonging it. lol.

 

[Pittsey]

^^^

I hope you feel guilty... And you should know that you're now going to hell!!!!

 

[Sebastian]

I did it today. Wuhu. 2 days off.

 

[Eric]

I have never called in sick. If I'm sick, I'm going in anyway. I have an unusual work ethic anyway. I am at work 3 hours early right now taking a shit.

 

[S. Fourteen]

^ Oh gosh, I work with people like you. I don't know what it is - maybe they don't want to dirty up their own toilets - they choose to shit at work for some reason.

 

[Euphanasia]

I haven't called in sick for 2 years. I really haven't been sick during that time but I have been immensely tired and very hungover. I can't believe I haven't been sick in so long. You would think all the alcohol would debilitate my immune system.

 

[Little Skittle]

I have never called in sick. If I'm sick, I'm going in anyway. I have an unusual work ethic anyway. I am at work 3 hours early right now taking a shit.

Oh, you're THAT guy...

 

[Preach]

funny thing. i threw up yesterday. the people at work told me to go home. i threw up after i got home too. i called in sick today also, don't feel too well.

 

[linx]

Nah, i'm not that dude that calls out of work and/or leaves early all the time. The dude I work with does it a whole hell of alot. So does the lady I work with. I swear, working overtime to them is like working 40 hours. They barely put in 40 while I put in 60 easy.

If i'm sick, i'll go in and try to deal with it. If it continues to get worse and I feel like I can't deal with it at work any more, i'll go home. Or if it's bad enough to begin with, I won't go in. To make money, you gotta work. I just wish my co-workers realized that.

 

[Eric]

^ Oh gosh, I work with people like you. I don't know what it is - maybe they don't want to dirty up their own toilets - they choose to shit at work for some reason.

Oh, you're THAT guy...

Lol wait...I didnt go to work specifically to take a shit.