Blondes

[keco52]

I have this blond at my work...she says some off the wall things.
She asked me if the war was in Pakganistan. I was like wtf is Pakganistan???
Then she asked me if I read Magnum magazine. She said it's kinda like porn but the girls arent nude ?!?!? She meant Maxim..

I've had my own blond moments....but we won't tell those.

 

[yak pac fatal]

lmao magnum

 

[DeeezNuuuts83]

I remember once, we were cracking all sorts of jokes (gay, racial, blonde, etc.), and one of the blonde girl was like, "I have a really good blonde joke!" but she fucked up the joke after like 15 seconds. You had to be there, it was so awesome for a blonde girl to fuck up the blonde joke so soon.

This other blonde chick who I was sort of dating a few years back is the oldest of four (blonde) girls, but she's pretty dumb. For example, when the time would coincide with their birthdates (like hers was May 5, so 5-05), they would randomly make wishes. But once, one of her sisters was like, "Hey, look at the time, it's 12:34" (saying that because the numbers are sequential... 1-2-3-4), and she was like, "Who's birthday is 12-34?" since that's what she thought they were talking about.

I remember watching a televised import car show (probably Hot Import Nights), and the guys were interviewing the import models posing with the cars, and they went up to this one blonde girl and asked, "Do you know what NOS is?" (a manufacturer of nitrous oxide systems for cars), and she was like, "Um, isn't he a rapper?"