Black Out

[keco52]

^Did you devirginize him, at least?

No he went to the Navy and became a fire fighter and married a nice young girl...and I'm sure they have lots of nice vanilla missionary sex. I'm happy for him.

 

[Pacaveli-T]

Yours seem bad, somhow i guess im biased cause what happened to me seems to be worse so maybe i look at what happened to you not so bad, just well lets just say i cant get near vodka again, i dont like the number 40% anymore and i hate the finnish...enough said

 

[Big Flipp]

I've got a pretty good blackout story. So we were in Montauk having a big party with some people we work with. Well there was this girl, a rather big and not so attractive girl who keep hitting on me all night. This girl was sad, she would follow me everywhere. Well I start hitting on every girl I can find and even making out with my lesbian friend Jess to get her off of me. Well I black out and next thing I know I wake up naked in bed with her. Later I found out through a friend that all that happend was she gave me head.

 

[keco52]

Yours seem bad, somhow i guess im biased cause what happened to me seems to be worse so maybe i look at what happened to you not so bad, just well lets just say i cant get near vodka again, i dont like the number 40% anymore and i hate the finnish...enough said

Someone slipped something in my drink on my 16th bday. Tho I'd rather not share. I don't count that as blacking out.

 

[keco52]

I've got a pretty good blackout story. So we were in Montauk having a big party with some people we work with. Well there was this girl, a rather big and not so attractive girl who keep hitting on me all night. This girl was sad, she would follow me everywhere. Well I start hitting on every girl I can find and even making out with my lesbian friend Jess to get her off of me. Well I black out and next thing I know I wake up naked in bed with her. Later I found out through a friend that all that happend was she gave me head.

ur a BAAAAAAAD BOY

 

[Pacaveli-T]

Someone slipped something in my drink on my 16th bday. Tho I'd rather not share. I don't count that as blacking out.

in a way i can relate in a totally different way but i get you, not cool stuff though

 

[Fataldawg]

I've only blacked out 2 times in my life.. Once when I was 14 or 15 at my boys house.. I drank a glass full of str8 captain morgan and ended up shivering cold almost unconscious on this kids kitchen floor.. I was awake and my mind was working but I couldnt control my body! I felt SOOO fucking cold and my friends carried me to the couch and no lie put EVERY blanket in the house over me and i was still freezing.. Then I stood up on my own and tried walking to the bathroom and thats the last memory I had. I woke up like 3 hours later hungover.. My friends said i was crouched in front of the toilet telling them to get the fuck away for like a half hour before i finally collapsed..

Next time I blacked out was in a club about 3 months ago at my friends B-Day party.. I chugged champagne, did a couple shots, and had 2-3 beers before I got there.. Funny cuz I didnt drink that much more then i normally do when i go out to get sloshed.. but I ended up in the toilet throwing up.. passed out in front of the toilet.. and my friends had to jump over the stall to unlock it and get me out.. They said people were taking pictures and that the bouncers were making fun of me while they dragged me to the car..

good times!

 

[Pacaveli-T]

They said people were taking pictures and that the bouncers were making fun of me while they dragged me to the car..

good times!

no offense but the mental image i have of that is hilarious, i see 2 ppl dragging you and your legs dangle on the floor and you lose your shoe on the way, i know thats not how it plays out but damn its a funny thought