Bit of a strange question...

[Pittsey]

.. But.


Does anyone here have a pet monkey?

 

[PuffnScruff]

i do not, but i once delivered pizza to a home where the people living there did have a squierelle monkey, as seen here

kind of strange to see it running around the living room. about scared the shit out of a friend of mine that delivered there once

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Once upon a time yes...In India..when i was there for like 6 months.

 

[Pittsey]

i do not, but i once delivered pizza to a home where the people living there did have a squierelle monkey, as seen here

kind of strange to see it running around the living room. about scared the shit out of a friend of mine that delivered there once

Squirrel Monkeys are cool. Dunno if they'd make decent pets though. A bloke at work was on about getting 1. I thought it was illegal until I researched it. It's pretty easy to get 1.

 

[PuffnScruff]

yeah, in the states, maybe not all states, depends on county laws etc, all you need is a permit (i think). it would be a bitch trying to train those little fuckers, keep them clean,and pick up after them. it would be like having a wild baby. i would be affraid the thing might throw its poo at me or attack me in my sleep.

 

[Dante]

having a monkey as a pet is ok, but only if you spend the bulk of your time outdoors. monkeys do bad things with their poop. they know it's revolting to us, and they use it as a tool for power. it's true. monkeys cannot be housetrained to any solid success, which is why most monkey owners i have heard of or seen keep them in their garages. hey, i don't mind getting hit with some flying poop once and a while, but all the time is just ridiculous. i'd rather get a mogwai.

 

[Fataldawg]

i'd rather get a mogwai.

But.. what if you got it wet?

 

[FroDawgg]

mogwais rule. i wouldn't mind getting it wet, b/c then i could sell them and make some money, but i (and everyone else) would have to be very careful not to feed them after midnight.

 

[ItsmeyaC]

^ ye they smash ya house up an shit and take over the cinema

 

[jbrolax]

ever hear that Dane Cook thing about getting a pet monkey... well this thread is pretty much a description of it...

 

[tennis_dog]

haha, thug style....everyone in india has a monkey...atleast for a week..the little bastards run all over the place....

but there's even people that train monkeys to do stupid shit...like dance to the beat of a drum....

 

[jbrolax]

haha, thug style....everyone in india has a monkey...atleast for a week..the little bastards run all over the place....

but there's even people that train monkeys to do stupid shit...like dance to the beat of a drum....

or in dunston checks in when the monkey robbed rich people...

 

[PuffnScruff]

if you could pick a monkey to have as a pet, which would you want?

i would want a chimp

 

[Dogmatic187]

if you could pick a monkey to have as a pet, which would you want?

i would want a chimp

I would want an orangutan, similar to the one in those "Any witch way..." Clint Eastwood movies. :thumb:

 

[jbrolax]

gorilla, and id call him Suge. No one would fuck with me

 

[tennis_dog]

^^^ yes...i like that.... i was gonna say gorilla...no one would fuck with you...gorillas would whip the shit outta anyone...including you....but the thing is, you gotta train it....and i'd have to buy a dodge sprinter, so that i could transport it to the local parks where we have our local gang wars... get mighty joe young on their asses...

 

[_carmi]

a pet as a monkey? nah. shit is too crazy for me.

 

[Fataldawg]

^^^ yes...i like that.... i was gonna say gorilla...no one would fuck with you...gorillas would whip the shit outta anyone...including you....but the thing is, you gotta train it....and i'd have to buy a dodge sprinter, so that i could transport it to the local parks where we have our local gang wars... get mighty joe young on their asses...

lol that would be funny goin to see fight... And a kid jumps out of a car and is like "yo i brought my boy with me" and a gorilla jumps out and starts beatin its chest and screaming.. lol

 

[tennis_dog]

those big hairy gorilla tits must provide some armor for the gorilla...take a couple shots before he even starts to feel anything...

or we could hide the gorilla behind some trees..and have it come out on command...like from behind everyone...that would be great...i want a gorilla now...

 

[jbrolax]

those big hairy gorilla tits must provide some armor for the gorilla...take a couple shots before he even starts to feel anything...

or we could hide the gorilla behind some trees..and have it come out on command...like from behind everyone...that would be great...i want a gorilla now...

it would be like playing with diddy kong and slapping donkey kong high five to clean up....