Christ, that was hilarious.
Also, how come such a literary atrocity is unleashed on the public without any apparent form of editing? What the hell?
I guess it's easy to have a book published these days.
Easy is an understatement. Looks like you don't even have to be a writer.
"Already, he knew he wouldn't be able to do it. In fact, he KNEW he wouldn't."
And not only is this the worst book ever written, it's also the worst-written book ever.
Behold:
"Of all the things to think, he never thought he'd think that."
And:
"Already, he knew he wouldn't be able to do it. In fact, he KNEW he wouldn't."
???
Wasn't that already established in the previous sentence?
I like how the light emancipated from the window.
Easy is an understatement. Looks like you don't even have to be a writer.