Bathroom Habits

[illjoe]

I pee in the shower and masturbate in the shower (why wouldn't I? I'm already touching myself).

I like to phone people while I take a shit just because its funny. Some times I even tell them I'm taking a shit. I would phone people while I play with myself but that would just be weird.

Life is good.

 

[Bender]

If I could I would poo in the woods all the time. I would feel more connected to nature. It should be my human right to poo wherever I want to. I feel I would be returning my feaces back to where it came from, fertilizing the ground. Like Ashes to ashes, and poo to poo.


If I pee in the shower I always aim it so it goes directly at the drain.

 

[dillaxx]

i should seriously post a video of what i do to that kid... my buds in the next building over wanted to see it too..

 

[PaulyPac]

Dude why the fuck you bump this old ass thread?

 

[7 Syns]

I poo down chimneys

peac3.

 

[dillaxx]

I poo down chimneys

peac3.

oh man that has to be funniest thing... cuz most people that dont use their fireplaces close the vent for it leading out... if it just gathered there and stunk up the place...that would be hilarious... or for those that do use them, pour some liquor down it over time nd eventually they'll use it and they'll all die.... it might be a waste of liquor though.... fine, when you have to throw it all back up... throw it up...down...a chimnet

 

[Tha_Wood]

i ate my own spew once

im sure there is a video of it floating around somewhere

 

[dillaxx]

cupdude???^^^^^^