I so feel like doing like the bastards who come in soccer threads and go "Is the number of hot dogs sold a valid stat for a team in baseball?"
Instead, I'll just say that the Jays will most likely never win their division.
They sign big names and still can't seem to do something proper.

I should wipe my ass with this so thread about this so-called sport.
So, I'll just say Moises Alou rapes your mothers.