Babies

[Rahim]

and she will call you "mommy" cos you a bitch nicca

lol wtf

 

[Jokerman]

Babies = Evil [RIP Dr. George Tiller]

 

[ArtsyGirl]

The world would be so much better without babies.

 

[Bobby Sands]

Babies = Evil [RIP Dr. George Tiller]

lmfao.

 

[Bender]

my niece is temperamental maybe more of having a temper than mental, it's like one minute she opening doors for me being all nice and the next minute she is standing in front of them blocking my way.

anyways, i decided to introduce her to the 'Bogeyman' who lives under the stairs, and can also be found in the shower room or the kitchen cupboards wherever i deem to choose at the time, and it seems to have worked

 

[S. Fourteen]

just out of curiosity, I like epsom salt. babies not so much.

 

[Stred]

Why couldn't the baby turn around? because it had a spear through it's head.

Whats the best thing about rooting twenty one year old's? theirs twenty of them.

Whats the difference between a fridge and baby? A fridge doesn't crack when your put your meat in it.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

 

[masta247]

I know a more hardcore one

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
You don't fuck your sandwich before you eat it.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies sitting on 1 tree?
1 dead babie on 10 trees.

I so wanted to post these but wasn't sure if it's appropriate. Since Stred did it first I feel justified

 

[Bender]

you sick fuckers there is no such thing as baby jokes

 

[Stred]

What's funnier than 10 dead babies sitting on 1 tree?
1 dead babie on 10 trees.

lmao!

 

[Duke]

This thread made me hungry for fetus soup.

 

[ill-matic]

 

[_carmi]

this thread turned gross.