Atheists have the best sex

[Casey]

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/05/atheists_have_t.php

​Today in sex studies: You will have much better sex if you are not religious, if by religious you mean the type of person who is plagued with guilt both during and for weeks, maybe even years, after sex because SEX IS BAD. This is the lesson we may take from the Daily Mail's examination of a Sex and Secularism survey from Kansas University, which found that guilty religious types had practically zero fun at all, because even when they were doing something fun, they felt really bad about it. Presumably that ends when you finally get to heaven? Anyone know?According to the study, both religious and nonreligious folks did about the same sex stuff -- watching porn, having oral sex, masturbating, and even having affairs -- with equal abandon. But the religious folks simply did not enjoy the experiences as much because of the feelings of "intense regret" they were left with. Which makes you wonder why they continued to do those things, but that's the kind of twisted lives some people lead.
Here's the breakdown on guilt levels from highest to lowest, of the religions listed:
• Mormon
• Jehovah's Witness
• Pentecostal
• Seventh Day Adventist
• Baptist
• Catholic
• Lutheran
• Agnostic
• Atheist
If you happen to fall in those top guilty religious brackets, take heart: People who had once been religious but became atheists "reported a significant improvement in sexual satisfaction."
Redemption?

Fuck yeah bitches

 

[Stred]

Casey you're married. You have no sex

 

[Casey]

Casey you're married. You have no sex

*le sigh*

but if I did it would be AWESOME!

lol

 

[Pittsey]

But... Marriage isn't a religious commitment to Atheists. We make our own rules within the marriage.

If you so choose, you can have sex with others.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I heard about a study that found women were more attracted to brooding men rather than smiling men because women view smiling as feminine.

Who the hell pays for these studies?

 

[Tha_Wood]

thats fucking epic

 

[masta247]

Atheists enjoy group rape, anal fisting and bukkake. And they tend to sacrifice goats. And then rape them.

No surprises here

 

[Flipmo]

Atheists enjoy group rape, anal fisting and bukkake. And they tend to sacrifice goats. And then rape them.

And then they eat the poopoo.

 

[S O F I]

I heard about a study that found women were more attracted to brooding men rather than smiling men because women view smiling as feminine.

Who the hell pays for these studies?

Mark Cuban.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Mark Cuban.

That guy has too much money.

 

[Shadows]

Before my "Faith" and After, sex is pretty much the same. If anything better now. I just don't go sleeping around, bc, my MOTHER taught me better. hah!

 

[keco52]

Explain the Duggars

 

[Casey]

Explain the Duggars

Nobody said they have good sex, they just have a lot of it and without protection. I imagine they probably don't have good sex as they're always worried about all those god damn kids are doing.

 

[Chronic]

If anything better now.

Because you like being watched during sex?

 

[_carmi]

What about tantric sex? Some people claim it is the best sex they ever had and it involves some basics from Hinduism.

 

[Shadows]

Because you like being watched during sex?

hell yah. you ever do it in public? not to sound like a hoe, but i have.

What about tantric sex? Some people claim it is the best sex they ever had and it involves some basics from Hinduism.

i tried it. it's more intense, i think i made a thread about it. but it takes too damn long.
just hit the G spot and ur good to go!

the thing about most of ya'll, is that ya'll dont play music during it tho.

 

[Kobe]

I thought church girls were the freakiest? *Research data input* From my experience 2 out 2 of them are super freaks. Or is there a difference between being religious and going to church every Sunday, which doesn't count in this discussion?

 

[masta247]

I think that the research is about hardcore religious people who believe that sex before marriage is bad etc.

 

[Flipmo]

I've gotten jerked off in a bar by a devout Muslim chick wearing a hijab.

Your argument is invalid.

 

[Chronic]

I think that the research is about hardcore religious people who believe that sex before marriage is bad etc.

Sex before marriage is bad according to the Scriptures so there's nothing "hardcore religious" about believing that. It's about a feeling of guilt that comes with that believe for some people. Like the article states:

"if by religious you mean the type of person who is plagued with guilt both during and for week"

I've gotten jerked off in a bar by a devout Muslim chick wearing a hijab.

Your argument is invalid.

I remember that tuesday morning. I was nursing a coke with a splash of lime juice freshly squeeshed by a Taiwanese immigrant/abductee sex-slave and keeping a close eye on the carpet so you wouldn't stain it with your filthy man-juice.