Ask Me Shit: The Too $hort Edition

[P.U.]

Iz you an outlaw?

 

[roaches]

Whats your best solution to cure a Migraine Headache?

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

i have a test on monday. it is a test to make sure i know how to work a basic 32 channel mixing console, the patch bay, and some time based and dynamic processors. how will i do?

I'd say your performance is a Poisson process with a rate of 3.

am I going to get anything done?

No.

Do you like Skittles? - Nah
Do you like Bizzare from D-12? - Yeah
Do you like Conan O'brien's old side kick; Andy? - Yeah
Do you like Lil'Shortie? - I have nothing to form an opinion from.
Do you like President Bush? - Fuck no.
Do you like the fact that you like who you like that you like and you like? - Sometimes.

Are you on your flight yet? Why am I asking this as you being on your flight would mean you can't reply?

The flight was good. I slept through part of it. I also read a couple of magazines. There was no one sitting next to me. I split a cab with an attractive woman and got her number.

If you were trapped inside a small room with either fish guts or pig shit surrounding you, which would you choose and why?

Fish. I don't fucks with pork, man.

Is my love for aggressive women bad?

If you love them because you're a submissive pussy, yes.

Iz you an outlaw?

Nah.

 

[Taliq]

If twelve dwarfs go into a shoe of dimensions 12ft x 10 ft x 8 ft and there are orange unicorns on the eastern most hills of alabama, what time will the sunrise in the evening yesterday?