Ask me shit: The I'm High Edition

[PuffnScruff]

I wasn't asking you damn it? If you ever pull that shit again, I will have Chronic change your sex?

for a guy that got such high scores on his SATs you sure dont know how to ask a question very well:laugh:

Why is there a movie called Cats Don't Dance when I see a dancing cat at every twist and turn?

well...see...fuck it thats just not worth answering

Phillies or Dutches???

interesting question. i like them both. there was a point in time i did not like phillies because they would burn very fast, but then i discovered if you flipped the wrap and rolled it inside out it burns slower, plus i really like the chocolate phillies. but on the other hand dutch masters are very nice and seem to burn slow for me. on the other other hand optimos kick ass

 

[7 Syns]

Why don't you ever reply to my shit on MSN, even after I throw free links at ya? Why do you make me wanna ban you?

peace.

 

[Vaudeville]

What the fuck is a walkman??? Sounds like an 80's invention perhaps.

 

[PuffnScruff]

What the fuck is a walkman??? Sounds like an 80's invention perhaps.

it was a portable tape player

Why don't you ever reply to my shit on MSN, even after I throw free links at ya? Why do you make me wanna ban you?

peace.

you have never once instant messaged me on msn...i think

 

[roaches]

if i had an oscillator hooked up to an oscilloscope,with 800mVpp@5kHz, how many boxes would my wave show in the oscilloscope?

This many.

Which group of people irritate you more than anyone else? - Humans
Which month of the swimsuit calendars tends to have the best photos? - December
Which is the best Ninja Turtle? - Raphael

Who Killed Tupac???? - He died when
Who is Ur Power Ranger of Choice???? - Tommy
Pink Or Purple??? - Purple

Why do you like Entourage? - Funny + the women
Is that your favorite show? - Right now, yeah.
Do you have basic cable, digital cable, or satellite? - At my parents' house, digital cable. Nine months out of the year, just basic.
Who is your provider? - Digital: Adelphia... Comcast soon, I guess. Basic: Cox
Did you get a good deal? - Idk
What kind of t.v. do you have? - 50" LCD, 30" CRT, both HD; 20" LCD, only supports 480p
Is it one of those flat screen ones? - Yep
What channel is ESPN where you are? - 35
Do you even watch ESPN? - Yep
What is your news program of choice? - I don't watch the news, I read about it.
Did you ever watch C-SPAN? - Nah
Do you have the favorites feature set up on your remote? - Nah
Do you have the favorites feature on your remote? - I don't know
What size batteries does it take? - AAAs
What is your battery brand of choice? - Generic
Do you ever steal batteries like old people do? - Nah
Have you ever stolen anything? - Yeah
Did you get caught if you did? - Nah
Were you arrested? - Nah
Did you spend time in prison? - Nah
Did you have a cell mate? - Nah
Did he want to dance with you? - Yeah
Have you ever taken dancing lessons? - Nah
Did you like high school dances? - Nah
Were they held in the school cafeteria like mine were? - Nah the gym.
How was lunch at your high school? - I always brought one from home.
Did the pizza suck? Ours did. - I wouldn't know.

Why is there a movie called Cats Don't Dance when I see a dancing cat at every twist and turn?

Only an idiot couldn't answer that.

Phillies or Dutches???

Phillies, I guess.

Why don't you ever reply to my shit on MSN, even after I throw free links at ya?

Nine times out of ten, when I'm on MSN it says that everyone is offline and my messages couldn't be delivered.

Why do you make me wanna ban you?

You're jealous of me and my glamorous lifestyle.

What the fuck is a walkman??? Sounds like an 80's invention perhaps.

The beginning of the end.

 

[M.C.Chillz]

Will the Wile Coyote ever catch the roadrunner?

 

[Preach]

Why don't you ever reply to my shit on MSN, even after I throw free links at ya? Why do you make me wanna ban you?

peace.

as if you need all the drama. screw roaches, add me to your msn. i'll gladly take free links 24/7

 

[Sebastian]

Seriously, how many of these kind of threads have you done before?

 

[7 Syns]

Is it true that you are a spokesmen for Victoria's Secret Lacey Underwear for men?

peace.