Ask me shit: The I'm High Edition

[roaches]

Go for it.

 

[Shahin]

What are you high on?
Bob Marley or Bruce Springsteen?
How do you feel about Italy winning the World Cup?

 

[PuffnScruff]

you know how i know you're gay?

 

[ItsmeyaC]

short circuit or flight of the navigator?

 

[roaches]

What are you high on? - A weak blunt, but a sizeable one.
Bob Marley or Bruce Springsteen? - Right now, Bob. Overal... probably Bob.
How do you feel about Italy winning the World Cup? - I don't really fuck with soccer too be hard, to be honest. Good for them? I want to see an African team win.

you know how i know you're gay?

Because of the PM I sent you with a picture of in assless leather chaps and a leather vest with a dildo in my hand and a dirty mustache flicking my wrist at you accompanied by my address, phone number, and offers to pay you to come visit me?

short circuit or flight of the navigator?

I haven't seen any of them.

 

[PuffnScruff]

What are you high on? - A weak blunt, but a sizeable one.
Bob Marley or Bruce Springsteen? - Right now, Bob. Overal... probably Bob.
How do you feel about Italy winning the World Cup? - I don't really fuck with soccer too be hard, to be honest. Good for them? I want to see an African team win.

Because of the PM I sent you with a picture of in assless leather chaps and a leather vest with a dildo in my hand and a dirty mustache flicking my wrist at you accompanied by my address, phone number, and offers to pay you to come visit me?

I haven't seen any of them.

exactly

do you love tater tots?

 

[roaches]

Actually, I don't love tater tots! Sometimes they're okay with a burger or something, but generally there's not much to make them more worthwhile than some good french fries.

 

[PuffnScruff]

if i had an oscillator hooked up to an oscilloscope,with 800mVpp@5kHz, how many boxes would my wave show in the oscilloscope?

 

[AmerikazMost]

you know how i know you're gay?

lmao...the football player i live next door to would say that shit all the time when he got drunk




Which group of people irritate you more than anyone else?
Which month of the swimsuit calendars tends to have the best photos?
Which is the best Ninja Turtle?

 

[The Reaper]

Who Killed Tupac????
Who is Ur Power Ranger of Choice????
Pink Or Purple???

 

[roaches]

I'm too high for this shit, nevermind. I'm gonna go watch Entourage.

 

[AmerikazMost]

Why do you like Entourage?
Is that your favorite show?
Do you have basic cable, digital cable, or satellite?
Who is your provider?
Did you get a good deal?
What kind of t.v. do you have?
Is it one of those flat screen ones?
What channel is ESPN where you are?
Do you even watch ESPN?
What is your news program of choice?
Did you ever watch C-SPAN?
Do you have the favorites feature set up on your remote?
Do you have the favorites feature on your remote?
What size batteries does it take?
What is your battery brand of choice?
Do you ever steal batteries like old people do?
Have you ever stolen anything?
Did you get caught if you did?
Were you arrested?
Did you spend time in prison?
Did you have a cell mate?
Did he want to dance with you?
Have you ever taken dancing lessons?
Did you like high school dances?
Were they held in the school cafeteria like mine were?
How was lunch at your high school?
Did the pizza suck? Ours did.

 

[The Reaper]

Lol

 

[PuffnScruff]

i will answer these since he is too lazy

Why do you like Entourage?

it is a very good show, original, funny, and appeals to young people

Is that your favorite show?

no,i really like the office, king of the hill, my name is earl, becker, and the first 4 seasons of the west wing

Do you have basic cable, digital cable, or satellite?

basic

Who is your provider?

adelphia

Did you get a good deal?

is 90 bucks a month for internet and basic channels a good deal?

What kind of t.v. do you have?

sanyo, is that korean? because it came from wal-mart i think its 25" biggest t.v. i have ever had also the best on and the first that had rca jacks on it

Is it one of those flat screen ones?

god i wish

What channel is ESPN where you are?

33 & 34

Do you even watch ESPN?

if there is a good baseball game on and i have nothing else to do

What is your news program of choice?

hmm...i like tucker carlsons show sometimes, i did like the abrams report but that show is off now since he took over as president of msnbc or whatever.

Did you ever watch C-SPAN?

:laugh: actually i do, i love it when they have authors of books on to talk about their new book and the shows where the guys highlight the newspaper

Do you have the favorites feature set up on your remote?

sleep mode

Do you have the favorites feature on your remote?

is sleep mode a feature?

What size batteries does it take?

AAA

What is your battery brand of choice?

whatever cost less

Do you ever steal batteries like old people do?

you shouldnt stereotype old people, i know for a fact dante buys his batteries

Have you ever stolen anything?

yes...

Did you get caught if you did?

no

Were you arrested?

i have been arrested but not for stealing

Did you spend time in prison?
Did you have a cell mate?
Did he want to dance with you?

does not apply

Have you ever taken dancing lessons?

we had to square dance once in gym class

Did you like high school dances?

i didnt go to any of them other than the prom.

Were they held in the school cafeteria like mine were?

most of them were, but the homecomings where in the gym. i didnt like the idea of a few thousand kids crammed together inside an old smal gym, so i never went. but our proms were always held in downtown st.louis at the adams mark hotel. its was really nice

How was lunch at your high school?

i never really ate lunch in high school, sometimes i might buy a bag of chips, a donut, or a deli sandwhich, but for the most part i would save my lunch money to buy smokes

Did the pizza suck? Ours did.

in jr high and elementary school it did, but when i went to school in las vegas there were days we had french bread pizza, it kicked ass!

 

[AmerikazMost]

I wasn't asking you damn it. If you ever pull that shit again, I will have Chronic change your sex.

 

[PuffnScruff]

I wasn't asking you damn it. If you ever pull that shit again, I will have Chronic change your sex.

where is the question

 

[AmerikazMost]

where is the question

I wasn't asking you damn it? If you ever pull that shit again, I will have Chronic change your sex?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Why is there a movie called Cats Don't Dance when I see a dancing cat at every twist and turn?

 

[Fataldawg]

Phillies or Dutches???

 

[AmerikazMost]

Phillies or Dutches???

Well, due to the overhwleming German population referred to as the "Pennsylvania Dutch" that lives in the Southeastern part of the state, one could argue that they are one in the same.