artisticgurl - my feelings confessed

[ill-matic]

look, ive been meaning to tell you this for ages. i need to get it off my chest. however you take it, i dont care, i just need you to know. here goes.

look, im just a bachelor, looking for a partner!...like, someone who knows how to ride, without ever falling off. know what i mean? we gotta be compatible, so you can take me to my limits...look artisticgurl when i break you off, i really promise you won't wanna get off

what im trying to say is that if you're horny, lets do it, ride it, my pony. my saddle's waitin for you, so come and jump on it. like i said, if you're horny, let's do it, ride my pony, the saddle's waitin, come and jump on it.

because while im sittin here postin, peepin your steelo.. i just think, "just once if i had the chance, the things i would do to you!", to you and your body, every single portion, so i could send chills up and down your spine, with juices flowin down your thigh.

i have to say it again, if you're horny, lets do it, ride it, my pony. my saddle's waitin for you, so come and jump on it. like i said, if you're horny, let's do it, ride my pony, the saddle's waitin, come and jump on it.

now if it just so happens we're gonna get nasty baby, first we'll show and tell...right until i reach your pony tail. What ill basically do is lurk all over and through you baby, until we reach the stream. if you're lucky, youll be on my hockey team.

what i mean is if you're horny, lets do it, ride it, my pony. my saddle's waitin for you, so come and jump on it. like i said, if you're horny, let's do it, ride my pony, the saddle's waitin, come and jump on it.

so, um , how about it?

 

[DJ Harris]

wtf.... : pony:

 

[The.Menace]

yeah. wtf. I think about closing this. Can somebody tell me what's it all about?

 

[Pittsey]

Google ginuwine!!!

Am I the only 1 who remembers that song?

 

[Rahim]

lol i remember it...its called my pony or something...... used to be a favorite of mine..

 

[The.Menace]

yeah I remember that song ... but frankley....I don't feel like the post is funny. But anyway, since some seem to enjoy the thread, it will stay open for now.

 

[DJ Harris]

Google ginuwine!!!

Am I the only 1 who remembers that song?

lol no note the : pony: in my post

 

[drake_411]

what the hell ?

 

[ArtsyGirl]

This boy needs to get some game, I think its the responsibility of all the male members here to slap Illmatic just once.

 

[BIG NASTY]

This boy needs to get some game, I think its the responsibility of all the male members here to slap Illmatic just once.

i think we've already done that :thumb:

 

[ChrisZimbo]

with juices flowin down your thigh

 

[ill-matic]

i think we've already done that :thumb:

the only thing you're slapping is your tiny wigger dick as you beat off to bootylicious black women because it makes you feel like a black man.

 

[S O F I]

^LMAO.

Anyway, Katie, you don't want to miss out on a guy like illmatic. Ride his pony, come on.

 

[Synful*Luv]

"If you wanna get nasty babyyyy, first we'll show and tell, until you reach my pony tail, Ohhhhhh"

LMAO

 

[BIG NASTY]

the only thing you're slapping is your tiny wigger dick as you beat off to bootylicious black women because it makes you feel like a black man.

aww look who's catching feelings.

sorry to interupt your thoughts, but i'm a surfer and i like latinas :thumb:

 

[ill-matic]

aww look who's catching feelings.

sorry to interupt your thoughts, but i'm a surfer and i like latinas :thumb:

lol, that whole "catching feelings" shit is massively overdone and its basically what people resort to when they have nothing good to say. in the end, no feelings were caught, and youre still a wigger.

 

[BIG NASTY]

lol, that whole "catching feelings" shit is massively overdone and its basically what people resort to when they have nothing good to say. in the end, no feelings were caught, and youre still a wigger.

wrong. i don't attempt to act black. unlike you, i don't act like i'm heterosexual, i am heterosexual.

 

[Frank Grimes]

lol, that whole "catching feelings" shit is massively overdone and its basically what people resort to when they have nothing good to say. in the end, no feelings were caught, and youre still a wigger.

haha
i enjoy a good post, its the only thing that keeps me coming back to this forum when bored (and you'v made 3 of them in this thread)
:thumb:

 

[ill-matic]

wrong. i don't attempt to act black. unlike you, i don't act like i'm heterosexual, i am heterosexual.

lol, what a joke. you have to bold that shit? trying so hard to convince me? or yourself? yes, ok, you are a heterosexual. congratulations. so is 90% of the globe. pat yourself on the back son.

 

[BIG NASTY]

lol, what a joke. you have to bold that shit? trying so hard to convince me? or yourself? yes, ok, you are a heterosexual. congratulations. so is 90% of the globe. pat yourself on the back son.

no, i'm pointing out the fact you know that you aren't straight but you try to act it so people will accept you or some shit. that's how i see it. i don't give a fuck what turns you on but until you can act how you really are don't start trying to tell me how I act.