Arrested At My Job!

[Synful*Luv]

This is soo cool, this lady who has defrauded Bank One as well as Chase out of over 100 thousand dollars is only 17 years old and she came into MY branch today.

We called the police right away, and of course we had to stall her because the Chicago Police Dept sucks

She actually left the branch and the manager went out to her truck and got her to come back in somehow.

When she came back in, like two minutes later, three police officers come running into the bank, with guns drawn and yell at her to stop.

She escapes the bank and gets into her truck and backs up into a police car. They pulled her out of the trunk (I know, how in the hell did she get in the trunk so fast?) and arrested her.

They also arrested everyone in the truck with her which was like eight hypes.

They took her right away, searched the truck, and then found bags and bags of weed and cocaine in the truck! ! ! ! !

Everyone has been hauled off to jail, and the police are still here at the branch like crazy, we haven't even had any customers since then, hopefully I get to go home early

Had to share that with you guys

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

that must have been the best shit to watch

 

[Synful*Luv]

It was because even though she was only 17 she was big as hell and to see them haul her fat ass out of the trunk was hilarious, and if she wasnt in the trunk, they probably wouldn't have found all those drugs

 

[linx]

wow! !! !

 

[2pacnbiggie]

ill be lookn for that story to post it lol

i couldnt do workin at a bank cuz of stuff like that... bank robberies happen to much in chicago

 

[Synful*Luv]

^^ I know, like 10 Bank One's have been robbed in the past 6 months and that's mainly because we don't have security or the bullet proof windows because they want it to be a "friendly" and more "personal" atmosphere

This was pretty cool though, we didn't get robbed, she never actually robbed any banks, she just kept opening bogus accounts with bogus socials and all in all got over 100 thousand from Bank One's in Illinois.

 

[mechman]

LOL thats a funny story. Wish I would have been there to see that.

 

[Bigg Limn]

Damn, do you know how long she was doing all this for?

 

[Synful*Luv]

Um, how long has she been opening the fraudulent accounts? Not too long, only like 4-6 months, but she got away with a ton of money. . .

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

^^ I know, like 10 Bank One's have been robbed in the past 6 months and that's mainly because we don't have security or the bullet proof windows because they want it to be a "friendly" and more "personal" atmosphere

thats the type of attitute that gets places robbed. lol

they should just say their too cheap

 

[Synful*Luv]

lol, Nah, they like to make the rich people feel comfortable and right at home, lol, but they aren't cheap, they just sent the top 500 Bankers to Aruba all expense paid and all inclusive, I was very jealous, and they spend alot of money on the employees through out the year (free lunch,trips,outings,etc)

 

[SicC]

did you catch it on tape because if you didnt then there is no credit to what you are saying you could have been watching COPS and just decided to mess with us. I want proof!

pz

 

[PELLA]

that must have been the best shit to watch

holla at that...

 

[PuffnScruff]

LOL, thats cool as fuck. i wish i could have seen something like that. the only crazy thing i;ve seen while working was some woman running around the mall parking lot screaming she had been car jacked and her boyfriend was shot.

 

[Synful*Luv]

did you catch it on tape because if you didnt then there is no credit to what you are saying you could have been watching COPS and just decided to mess with us. I want proof!

pz

LOL, Yeah we have surveillance cameras but I don't have access to them

I'm at the bottom of the totum poll here

 

[Butt Rubber]

ill be lookn for that story to post it lol

i couldnt do workin at a bank cuz of stuff like that... bank robberies happen to much in chicago

ironically, when i visited chicago last year there was a whole spree of bank robberies that stopped when I came back home....hmm...

 

[Synful*Luv]

^^^Have you been here again recently? That would explain ALOT!

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Did anyone die?!?!?!

 

[Rock]

Did anyone die?!?!?!

I think she would tell us if someone died... :thumb:

 

[Synful*Luv]

No, fortunately no one was hurt except for the poor cops who had to pull her big ass out of the trunk, lol