Anyone with an electric chair?

[Jokerman]

My little brother wants to buy an electric chair. He doesn't have any experience with electric chairs and he might end up barely using it so we want to buy a cheap one on eBay. Just has to be good enough to practise on, he can buy a better one later on.

I found this:

http://users.bestweb.net/~rg/mystery_electric_chair.htm

 

[S O F I]

Looks fine, for your needs. Probably costs $149 brand new. And then you also get an amp. Go for it!

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I'm thinkin this is one of those "use once only" type of things.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

He said that to me....

 

[Jokerman]

And then you also get an amp.

Why would I get an amp with it, it's not a guitar?

See, you have to adjust the message somewhat to fit the situation. So in this case you should have substituted "hood" or "electrodes" for "amp," and then I could have admired the quick-wittedness of your reply. But as it stands, I'm just left saddened and disgusted for you, AND SOON THE WORLD WILL LAUGH AT THE TRAVESTY YOU HAVE MADE OF YOUR LIFE. But like the Donald, I too believe in second chances.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Yes Cut & Paste job's are not admirable.

 

[S O F I]

Why would I get an amp with it, it's not a guitar?

See, you have to adjust the message somewhat to fit the situation. So in this case you should have substituted "hood" or "electrodes" for "amp," and then I could have admired the quick-wittedness of your reply. But as it stands, I'm just left saddened and disgusted for you, AND SOON THE WORLD WILL LAUGH AT THE TRAVESTY YOU HAVE MADE OF YOUR LIFE. But like the Donald, I too believe in second chances.

I know. I looked at the website with hopes of finding something that comes with the chair, but nothing did. So, I just left it as-is.

However, it wasn't as bad as your attempt. First off, you don't make a sarcastic thread about a thread in which you made a serious reply. Furthermore, you don't make a sarcastic thread about a thread that does not breed ignorance. Plus, you don't make a sarcastic thread about a thread made by a respectable poster. You failed. The first time I recollect you attempting something like this was in relation to that Big E thread. Now, that was good stuff.


But, let's just say that the amp is to amplify the electrical current and not to amplify the noise.

 

[Jokerman]

But, let's just say that the amp is to amplify the electrical current and not to amplify the noise.

Sofi making a come-back like the Eagles!

btw, this isn't a sarcastic thread intending to make fun of Chronic's thread. Of course that wouldn't be witty. No sarcasm intended here. It was just a play of words I thought was amusing and thought I would share. Naturally, since the last take-off of a thread I made was sarcastic, you assumed this one was too. Never assume with my threads. For months when I first started posting in WOW, everyone thought my posts were jokes no matter how serious they sounded.

Sofi, many have wasted themselves on you. They have squandered time, words, and emotion. Destroyed their hearts with thoughts of you. The look in your eyes never changed. You never raised your voice but something inside was getting satisfied. You're proud that you never want them and they always want you. It is dark. You're walking alone. Your eyes are inexplicably drawn to your left. You see a dark human form quickly walking past. Your body grows cold and you wrap your coat tightly around yourself. You quicken your step to follow but you don't know why. As the shadowed form moves with increasing speed you are unable to walk normally. It is as if your feet are weighted. You call out. The form stops and looks back then continues on quickly disappearing into the night. There you stand, your feet riveted to the ground feeling rejection for the first time. It is me, the stranger. He who does not want.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

For months when I first started posting in WOW, everyone thought my posts were jokes no matter how serious they sounded.

I think its your name, you cant help but be funny.. It's not a curse.

 

[S O F I]

Sofi making a come-back like the Eagles!

btw, this isn't a sarcastic thread intending to make fun of Chronic's thread. Of course that wouldn't be witty. No sarcasm intended here. It was just a play of words I thought was amusing and thought I would share. Naturally, since the last take-off of a thread I made was sarcastic, you assumed this one was too. Never assume with my threads. For months when I first started posting in WOW, everyone thought my posts were jokes no matter how serious they sounded.

Sofi, many have wasted themselves on you. They have squandered time, words, and emotion. Destroyed their hearts with thoughts of you. The look in your eyes never changed. You never raised your voice but something inside was getting satisfied. You're proud that you never want them and they always want you. It is dark. You're walking alone. Your eyes are inexplicably drawn to your left. You see a dark human form quickly walking past. Your body grows cold and you wrap your coat tightly around yourself. You quicken your step to follow but you don't know why. As the shadowed form moves with increasing speed you are unable to walk normally. It is as if your feet are weighted. You call out. The form stops and looks back then continues on quickly disappearing into the night. There you stand, your feet riveted to the ground feeling rejection for the first time. It is me, the stranger. He who does not want.

It wasn't amusing, really.

I still like your posts in WoW, though.

 

[Jokerman]

I still like your posts in WoW, though.

They're really all just sarcastic jokes.

 

[Chronic]

You have crushed my spirit.

 

[hizzle?]

They're really all just sarcastic jokes.

:laugh: you're god

 

[Tru Principle]

wazzz goin on here